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In-Park Games Discuss Joke on first timers in the Trivia and Games Forums forums; Originally Posted by disney_freak please tell me you have a pic of that ride with the kid. I HAVE to see the face now. ^_^ I wish I did, but ...
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    Re: Joke on first timers

    Quote Originally Posted by disney_freak View Post
    please tell me you have a pic of that ride with the kid.

    I HAVE to see the face now. ^_^
    I wish I did, but I don't. I think the next time I go (which will be with my wife! HONEYMOON), I will have to do it to some poor kid. Or to my wife. ha!
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    Re: Joke on first timers

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    The last time I was at Disney we were waiting in the que at the Haunted Mansion right in front of the tombstones and a Dad played a pretty good trick on his little girl. She was looking at the tombstones and when all of a sudden madame leota's eyes opened she squealed and yelled "Daddy her eyes opened!" So the dad looks and theyre not blinking, and he looks at his daughter and says no theyre not! Right then they open again (and of course the dad isn't looking) and the daughter yells SHE DID IT AGAIN! so the dad makes a big show of looking and the eyes are now closed again, so he turns to a stranger beside him and says 'did you see them open? I didnt see anything, they definetly don't open" and gets the guy to agree with him, and as theyre talking (and not looking at the statue) the eyes open again and again the girl yells LOOK! but the dad deliberately takes his time looking and again theyre closed. And on it went... haha. I'm not sure if he ever told her he was just kidding, but it was pretty funny!
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    I didn't do this, but I saw a family standing on the fountain by Universe of Energy in EPCOT. I think they were taking pictures...I was just waiting for the water to come up and hit one of them in the face...

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    hi...,
    this forum is good and topic is very interesting and fun , which carries best jokes. Thanks for the posts.

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    Re: Joke on first timers

    There was the time I inadvertently convinced a couple looking for a quiet place to have an adult beverage that "O'Hanna's" was an Irish place.
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    Re: Joke on first timers

    we went to disney world with a sixteen year old friend who was a first timer, we were on potc and had told him there was a drop, and as we approached the drop he could here the water going over it and I was sitting behind him so when we were just about to go over it I grabbed his shoulder and he just about jumped out of the boat, we all laughed about it after the ride

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    Re: Joke on first timers

    I love this thread!
    I am taking 2 first timers in September so I need to gather ideas...they are my teenaged nephews so I need to make sure I pull a few things!
    Beverly - check,
    Malestrom - already been setting that one up as their Mom has been known to freak out on the backwards part of that one...
    hmmm....I like the idea of wait! where'd the seat belts go? I think dd9 can set that one up!
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    If you're with younger kids...try to get them to be the person picked to use the "Remote Control Car" in the Lights Motors Actions Stunt Show...they're reactions are usually hysterical
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    Re: Joke on first timers

    Tell the new person that your in the mood for some chewing gum, and ask them to go buy you some. lololololololololol

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    Re: Joke on first timers

    Tell someone rock'n'rollercoaster is a ride about rock through the years...... (slow like pooh) and say rollercoaster mean "thru the years"
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    Re: Joke on first timers

    Quote Originally Posted by prickle View Post
    Tell the new person that your in the mood for some chewing gum, and ask them to go buy you some. lololololololololol
    How is that a trick..
    im confused
    can someone explain?
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    Re: Joke on first timers

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    How is that a trick..
    im confused
    can someone explain?
    They don't sell gum at WDW!

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    Re: Joke on first timers

    Quote Originally Posted by StanH View Post
    They don't sell gum at WDW!
    Or Lottery tickets, for that matter. Not even at the gas stations on property. Go figure.
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    Re: Joke on first timers

    Quote Originally Posted by nemomusicalfan1 View Post
    How is that a trick..
    im confused
    can someone explain?
    Silly first-timer.
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    Re: Joke on first timers

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    Silly first-timer.
    Ya I Kno.... Im So Silly
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