Joke on first timers - Page 4

cavaliers60 · 04-28-2010, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by disney_freak

please tell me you have a pic of that ride with the kid.

I HAVE to see the face now. ^_^

I wish I did, but I don't.

I think the next time I go (which will be with my wife! HONEYMOON), I will have to do it to some poor kid.

Or to my wife. ha!

ashleighbass06 · 05-06-2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by zippitydoodah

The last time I was at Disney we were waiting in the que at the Haunted Mansion right in front of the tombstones and a Dad played a pretty good trick on his little girl. She was looking at the tombstones and when all of a sudden madame leota's eyes opened she squealed and yelled "Daddy her eyes opened!" So the dad looks and theyre not blinking, and he looks at his daughter and says no theyre not! Right then they open again (and of course the dad isn't looking) and the daughter yells SHE DID IT AGAIN! so the dad makes a big show of looking and the eyes are now closed again, so he turns to a stranger beside him and says 'did you see them open? I didnt see anything, they definetly don't open" and gets the guy to agree with him, and as theyre talking (and not looking at the statue) the eyes open again and again the girl yells LOOK! but the dad deliberately takes his time looking and again theyre closed. And on it went... haha. I'm not sure if he ever told her he was just kidding, but it was pretty funny!

THIS HAPPENED TO ME WITH MY MOM! She thought I was crazy for the rest of the trip!

I didn't do this, but I saw a family standing on the fountain by Universe of Energy in EPCOT. I think they were taking pictures...I was just waiting for the water to come up and hit one of them in the face...

voyageofariel · 05-06-2010, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by zippitydoodah

The last time I was at Disney we were waiting in the que at the Haunted Mansion right in front of the tombstones and a Dad played a pretty good trick on his little girl. She was looking at the tombstones and when all of a sudden madame leota's eyes opened she squealed and yelled "Daddy her eyes opened!" So the dad looks and theyre not blinking, and he looks at his daughter and says no theyre not! Right then they open again (and of course the dad isn't looking) and the daughter yells SHE DID IT AGAIN! so the dad makes a big show of looking and the eyes are now closed again, so he turns to a stranger beside him and says 'did you see them open? I didnt see anything, they definetly don't open" and gets the guy to agree with him, and as theyre talking (and not looking at the statue) the eyes open again and again the girl yells LOOK! but the dad deliberately takes his time looking and again theyre closed. And on it went... haha. I'm not sure if he ever told her he was just kidding, but it was pretty funny!

Haha!! The first time that I saw this happen it scared me so badly that I screamed VERRY loudly and the Haunted Mansion had a lot of people in line there so they all stared at me and I said, "The tombstone moved." in my regular voice smiled and turned around.... then my dad and I went inside

That was pretty funny thought!

ajith1 · 12-23-2010, 04:21 PM

hi...,
this forum is good and topic is very interesting and fun , which carries best jokes. Thanks for the posts.

High Interest Savings

Conceited Ape · 12-23-2010, 11:45 PM

There was the time I inadvertently convinced a couple looking for a quiet place to have an adult beverage that "O'Hanna's" was an Irish place.

bashley00 · 12-24-2010, 09:32 AM

we went to disney world with a sixteen year old friend who was a first timer, we were on potc and had told him there was a drop, and as we approached the drop he could here the water going over it and I was sitting behind him so when we were just about to go over it I grabbed his shoulder and he just about jumped out of the boat, we all laughed about it after the ride

aGoofyMom · 12-27-2010, 04:02 PM

I love this thread!
I am taking 2 first timers in September so I need to gather ideas...they are my teenaged nephews so I need to make sure I pull a few things!
Beverly - check,
Malestrom - already been setting that one up as their Mom has been known to freak out on the backwards part of that one...
hmmm....I like the idea of wait! where'd the seat belts go? I think dd9 can set that one up!

N.J.boy@N.C.St. · 01-08-2011, 10:51 PM

If you're with younger kids...try to get them to be the person picked to use the "Remote Control Car" in the Lights Motors Actions Stunt Show...they're reactions are usually hysterical

prickle · 01-11-2011, 09:39 AM

Tell the new person that your in the mood for some chewing gum, and ask them to go buy you some. lololololololololol

nemomusicalfan1 · 01-12-2011, 12:19 PM

Tell someone rock'n'rollercoaster is a ride about rock through the years...... (slow like pooh) and say rollercoaster mean "thru the years"

nemomusicalfan1 · 01-12-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by prickle

Tell the new person that your in the mood for some chewing gum, and ask them to go buy you some. lololololololololol

How is that a trick..
im confused
can someone explain?

StanH · 01-12-2011, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by nemomusicalfan1

How is that a trick..
im confused
can someone explain?

They don't sell gum at WDW!

supernova · 01-12-2011, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by StanH

They don't sell gum at WDW!

Or Lottery tickets, for that matter. Not even at the gas stations on property. Go figure.

supernova · 01-12-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by nemomusicalfan1

How is that a trick..
im confused
can someone explain?

Silly first-timer.

nemomusicalfan1 · 01-12-2011, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by supernova

Silly first-timer.

Ya I Kno.... Im So Silly

12-23-2010, 04:21 PM	#49
ajith1 A-Ticket holder Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 11	High Interest Savings hi..., this forum is good and topic is very interesting and fun , which carries best jokes. Thanks for the posts. High Interest Savings

12-23-2010, 11:45 PM	#50
Conceited Ape 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: The basement at the Alamo. Posts: 2,882	Re: Joke on first timers There was the time I inadvertently convinced a couple looking for a quiet place to have an adult beverage that "O'Hanna's" was an Irish place. __________________ "The society that draws too great of a distinction between its scholars and its warriors will end up having its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." --probably Thucydides

12-24-2010, 09:32 AM	#51
bashley00 A-Ticket holder Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1	Re: Joke on first timers we went to disney world with a sixteen year old friend who was a first timer, we were on potc and had told him there was a drop, and as we approached the drop he could here the water going over it and I was sitting behind him so when we were just about to go over it I grabbed his shoulder and he just about jumped out of the boat, we all laughed about it after the ride

12-27-2010, 04:02 PM	#52
aGoofyMom B-Ticket Holder Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 53	Re: Joke on first timers I love this thread! I am taking 2 first timers in September so I need to gather ideas...they are my teenaged nephews so I need to make sure I pull a few things! Beverly - check, Malestrom - already been setting that one up as their Mom has been known to freak out on the backwards part of that one... hmmm....I like the idea of wait! where'd the seat belts go? I think dd9 can set that one up! __________________ Donna

01-08-2011, 10:51 PM	#53
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01-11-2011, 09:39 AM	#54
prickle Fastpass Holder Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: eads, tn Posts: 379	Re: Joke on first timers Tell the new person that your in the mood for some chewing gum, and ask them to go buy you some. lololololololololol

01-12-2011, 12:19 PM	#55
nemomusicalfan1 B-Ticket Holder Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: The Laughing Place Posts: 73	Re: Joke on first timers Tell someone rock'n'rollercoaster is a ride about rock through the years...... (slow like pooh) and say rollercoaster mean "thru the years" __________________ Wonderful Feelin'! Wonderful Day!

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