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    Haunted Mansion Tombstones

    Hey Everyone!

    For years, I have been making up tombstones for my family as we wait in line for the Haunted Mansion (similar to the funny ones they have in the graveyard), and we were wondering if I was the only crazy person who did this or if other people created their own over the years. I have made ones up for almost everyone in my family:

    "Here lies dear old John, ate an onion and now he's gone." - Dad's allergic to onions.

    "Here lies Brother Steven, p***ed me off and now we're even."

    "Here lies Mark, went for a swim and met a shark."

    "Here lies Aunt Dor, fell off her broom and was hit by a car." - we often refer to her as a witch since her birthday is in October.

    "Here lies Nick, hit by a car cuz he wasn't too quick." - Grandpa

    We still need ones for me (Dana), Donna, and Eric...if anyone can come up with any, or if you have ones of your own, post them here!
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    Re: Haunted Mansion Tombstones

    Here lies Donna, she fell asleep while taking a sauna.
    Here lies brother Eric, his cause of death was rather generic.
    Her lies poor old Dana, stayed out in the rain and died of pneumonia.

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    Re: Haunted Mansion Tombstones

    Sure do!

    We already have a thread like this one....

    YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

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    Re: Haunted Mansion Tombstones

    Haha! The steaven and nick ones are the best... haha

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    Re: Haunted Mansion Tombstones

    Amusing thread, I'll have to check the other one.

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    Re: Haunted Mansion Tombstones

    Here lies Lynne to rest
    Just couldn't mind her own business

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    Re: Haunted Mansion Tombstones

    Here lies brother Eric, put six feet under by a cleric.

    Rest in peace, good 'ol Donna, close your eyes now if you wanna.

    From this Earth goes our dear Dana, flew away on a hurricane-a.

    Say goodbye to little Dana, dove straight down in an aeroplane-a

    Dana, Donna and Eric all crashed their trucks, I buried them together and saved ten bucks.
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    Re: Haunted Mansion Tombstones

    omg we do that!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: Haunted Mansion Tombstones

    LOVE the brother Steven one!

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    Re: Haunted Mansion Tombstones

    Really cute idea!

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    great way to pass up time , thumbs up
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