The WDW Cast Member Translation Guide

DisneyFREAK91 · 02-19-2006, 11:47 AM

Ok, I found this funny little thing on the Internet. A translation guide for cast members at WDW. Apparently, there's more to that smile and name tag....(feel free to add your own)
Please note (all you cast members) this is entirely a joke.

"Yes, I do work here" = What tipped ya off genius the name tag or the stupid outfit?

"I'm sorry your child does not fit the height requirements for this ride." = As much as I would like to see your little brat get paralyzed, I'd get fired if I did. So please, bother someone else.

"No, that ride is closed for refurbishments." = Did you think the huge, blue construction walls were up for decoration?!

"The restrooms are right over there." = Yeah, see those HUGE bold letters that spell out RESTROOM? Yeah, it's under that!

"No the Tazmanian Devil is not a Disney character and you cannot get his autograph." = ..........Idiot

EricaCM · 02-20-2006, 12:13 AM

hahaha! Im sorry but I HAVE to agree with the bathroom one! When my friend was a CM at magic Kingdom she got a guest who asked her what time the 3 o'clock parade was.. And he was serious..

DisneyFREAK91 · 02-20-2006, 02:43 PM

LMAO nice

justafigment · 02-21-2006, 05:53 AM

I got asked the other day is Space Mountain was down because of the rain. Mind you it was only sprinkling and I work in Merchandise. How am I supposed to know??? LOL

DisneyFREAK91 · 02-21-2006, 07:07 PM

Lol, see! Cast Members get asked the weirdest things every day. I assume

Pirate_Queen · 03-20-2006, 10:23 PM

Me: Can I get back into there and take a picture with Al & Jas? I just went into the shop right there to get more film for my camera.
Smiling CM: No!
Translation: Get a digital camera, retard!

WDW Donna · 03-20-2006, 11:48 PM

Here are some I got while working at the Canadian pavillion in Epcot

"Say something in Canadian for me" (Take off you hoser and get me a beer before the hockey game starts, eh!)

"I won't take that Canadian penny, it's not worth as much" (after a guest received a Canadian penny in his change, and he was dead serious!)

"Can you show me the way to the Back to the Future ride?" (Dude, not only are you in the wrong area for that type of ride - you are in the wrong theme park!!)

Pirate_Queen · 03-21-2006, 09:48 AM

Oh man..that Back to the Future thing was priceless! What a lolo!

I went on the BttF ride at Universal...it was pretty good.

Summer Sun · 03-29-2006, 01:30 PM

Here are some more. I found these searching the web and thought wow...it is what goes through our (cast members) heads every once in a while!!! Some are repeats.

CM: "This attraction unfortunately not open at this time"
T: "What do you think all those blue walls are up for? Decoration?

CM: "I'm very sorry, but because your child does not meet the height requirement for this attraction, it would be unsafe for him to ride."
T: "As much as I'd like to see your little brat paralyzed, I would get in trouble if it happened. Now go bother somebody else!

CM: "Excuse me please."
T: "If you don't move, a 1-ton cart will run over you."

CM: "Rows 1 and 2...no rows one and two not three and four please."
T: "Did you not hear what I said...one and two....one and two, how hard is that to understand!"

This one kinda goes with 20K but could be applied to the monorails should it occur.
CM: "We need to hold our position here, for a few more minutes."
T: "The submarine in front of ours is on fire and if we move forward ours will be too"

CM: "No, I'm sorry, the Tazmanian Devil is not a Disney Character and therefore is not available for pictures in our park."
T: "You're an idiot."

CM: "I'm sorry the attraction did not meet with your expectations."
T: "Bite Me!"

CM: "The nearest restrooms are right there."
T: "See that big sign right in front of your face that says RESTROOMS in bold letters? It's right under that."

CM: "These 3-D Glasses will impare your normal vision."
T: "They look goofy if you wear them outside, and we get in trouble if anyone sees you with them."

CM: "Yes, I do work here."
T: "What tipped you off, genius? The nametag or the dorky costume?"

CM: "I need you to step out of the planter, please."
T: "What the ^%$&?$@ are you doing in there?!?!"

I thought of this one.
CM: "The park is now closed."
T: "Get out of here so I can go home!!"

CM: "Thank you for coming."
T: "Go away."

Sam I Am · 03-29-2006, 11:21 PM

CM: Excuse me sir, I need you to please cme down from that tree.

Translation: WHAT ARE YOU DOING CLIMBING 20 FEET IN THE AIR, OVER THE "MOAT?" GET DOWN BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.

LoveBugsMommie · 03-30-2006, 12:10 AM

I have been known to tell people when they ask me if I know where the bathroom is? Ummmmm noooooo, we aren't allowed to pee while we are working.

esigsby · 03-30-2006, 12:10 PM

kylewhit89 · 03-30-2006, 01:24 PM

when we were on our tour
someone came up to our tour guide

(this is at the town square right at the entrance of the MK )

and they asked him where mickey mouse was

and all the characters were out
i was thinking hellooooooothe guy with the big ears behind you

it was funny
we had all these little ear pieces and it was funny listening to conversations

Xcastmember · 04-21-2006, 05:36 PM

Here's one for the water parkers that I came up with.

Guest: Can I go down Summet Plummet face first?

CM: No, now layback with arms and legs crossed.

*Translation*

Guest: I don't value my face, can you use water to rip it off of me?

CM: I'd like too, but even I can't put your face through what your butt is about to go through.

Soccergirl426 · 04-21-2006, 10:39 PM

CM-"No, its ok, the children don't bother me,"
T-Stupid kids! Now I have to spend 15 minutes picking up stupid disney pens or pins that have Mickey Mouse on them, because you can't take care of your kids!

Sorry, best I could do, I will think of more later...

02-19-2006, 11:47 AM	#1
DisneyFREAK91 We go on Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Celebrating the future, hand in hand. Posts: 4,457	The WDW Cast Member Translation Guide Ok, I found this funny little thing on the Internet. A translation guide for cast members at WDW. Apparently, there's more to that smile and name tag....(feel free to add your own) Please note (all you cast members) this is entirely a joke. "Yes, I do work here" = What tipped ya off genius the name tag or the stupid outfit? "I'm sorry your child does not fit the height requirements for this ride." = As much as I would like to see your little brat get paralyzed, I'd get fired if I did. So please, bother someone else. "No, that ride is closed for refurbishments." = Did you think the huge, blue construction walls were up for decoration?! "The restrooms are right over there." = Yeah, see those HUGE bold letters that spell out RESTROOM? Yeah, it's under that! "No the Tazmanian Devil is not a Disney character and you cannot get his autograph." = ..........Idiot __________________ Remember, Dreams Come True!

02-20-2006, 02:43 PM	#3
DisneyFREAK91 We go on Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Celebrating the future, hand in hand. Posts: 4,457	LMAO nice __________________ Remember, Dreams Come True!

02-21-2006, 05:53 AM	#4
justafigment A-Ticket holder Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Lake Buena Vista, FL Posts: 17	I got asked the other day is Space Mountain was down because of the rain. Mind you it was only sprinkling and I work in Merchandise. How am I supposed to know??? LOL __________________ Proud to be a Disney Entertainment Cast Member "Welcome to Stitch Kingdom" :"You just need Faith, Trust and a little bit of Pixie Dust.":

02-21-2006, 07:07 PM	#5
DisneyFREAK91 We go on Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Celebrating the future, hand in hand. Posts: 4,457	Lol, see! Cast Members get asked the weirdest things every day. I assume __________________ Remember, Dreams Come True!

03-20-2006, 10:23 PM	#6
Pirate_Queen C-Ticket Holder Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The caribbean, love... Posts: 170	Me: Can I get back into there and take a picture with Al & Jas? I just went into the shop right there to get more film for my camera. Smiling CM: No! Translation: Get a digital camera, retard! __________________ "To all that come to this happy place: Welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America... with hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world."

02-20-2006, 12:13 AM	#2
EricaCM A-Ticket holder Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Kissimmee Fl Posts: 24	hahaha! Im sorry but I HAVE to agree with the bathroom one! When my friend was a CM at magic Kingdom she got a guest who asked her what time the 3 o'clock parade was.. And he was serious..

03-20-2006, 11:48 PM	#7
WDW Donna Much too far from the Magic :( Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Cambridge Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,135	Here are some I got while working at the Canadian pavillion in Epcot "Say something in Canadian for me" (Take off you hoser and get me a beer before the hockey game starts, eh!) "I won't take that Canadian penny, it's not worth as much" (after a guest received a Canadian penny in his change, and he was dead serious!) "Can you show me the way to the Back to the Future ride?" (Dude, not only are you in the wrong area for that type of ride - you are in the wrong theme park!!) __________________ EpcoT International Program June 21-January 21 1991 Resorts we have tried; Yacht and Beach Club (our wedding)-1994 All Star Movies -2004 All Star Sports - 2006 All Star Music Resort - 2008 Coronado Springs -2009

03-21-2006, 09:48 AM	#8
Pirate_Queen C-Ticket Holder Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The caribbean, love... Posts: 170	Oh man..that Back to the Future thing was priceless! What a lolo! I went on the BttF ride at Universal...it was pretty good. __________________ "To all that come to this happy place: Welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America... with hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world."

03-29-2006, 01:30 PM	#9
Summer Sun Wishing a certain someone would take me to Neverland Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Second Star to the Right Posts: 1,215	From Sound of Magic Here are some more. I found these searching the web and thought wow...it is what goes through our (cast members) heads every once in a while!!! Some are repeats. CM: "This attraction unfortunately not open at this time" T: "What do you think all those blue walls are up for? Decoration? CM: "I'm very sorry, but because your child does not meet the height requirement for this attraction, it would be unsafe for him to ride." T: "As much as I'd like to see your little brat paralyzed, I would get in trouble if it happened. Now go bother somebody else! CM: "Excuse me please." T: "If you don't move, a 1-ton cart will run over you." CM: "Rows 1 and 2...no rows one and two not three and four please." T: "Did you not hear what I said...one and two....one and two, how hard is that to understand!" This one kinda goes with 20K but could be applied to the monorails should it occur. CM: "We need to hold our position here, for a few more minutes." T: "The submarine in front of ours is on fire and if we move forward ours will be too" CM: "No, I'm sorry, the Tazmanian Devil is not a Disney Character and therefore is not available for pictures in our park." T: "You're an idiot." CM: "I'm sorry the attraction did not meet with your expectations." T: "Bite Me!" CM: "The nearest restrooms are right there." T: "See that big sign right in front of your face that says RESTROOMS in bold letters? It's right under that." CM: "These 3-D Glasses will impare your normal vision." T: "They look goofy if you wear them outside, and we get in trouble if anyone sees you with them." CM: "Yes, I do work here." T: "What tipped you off, genius? The nametag or the dorky costume?" CM: "I need you to step out of the planter, please." T: "What the ^%$&?$@ are you doing in there?!?!" I thought of this one. CM: "The park is now closed." T: "Get out of here so I can go home!!" CM: "Thank you for coming." T: "Go away." __________________ Walt Disney World Where Dreams Come True Celebrating 35 Years Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom

03-29-2006, 11:21 PM	#10
Sam I Am L'Originale - Keeping you behind the rope Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bristol, CT / Mentally: WDW Posts: 1,782	CM: Excuse me sir, I need you to please cme down from that tree. Translation: WHAT ARE YOU DOING CLIMBING 20 FEET IN THE AIR, OVER THE "MOAT?" GET DOWN BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.

03-30-2006, 12:10 AM	#11
LoveBugsMommie A-Ticket holder Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 19	I have been known to tell people when they ask me if I know where the bathroom is? Ummmmm noooooo, we aren't allowed to pee while we are working.

03-30-2006, 12:10 PM	#12
esigsby E-Ticket Holder Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 313	... Last edited by esigsby; 02-14-2007 at 05:44 PM..

03-30-2006, 01:24 PM	#13
kylewhit89 Puttin' my prints into the sidewalk! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hollywood Blvd.,Disney Hollywood Studios, FL Posts: 3,655	when we were on our tour someone came up to our tour guide (this is at the town square right at the entrance of the MK ) and they asked him where mickey mouse was and all the characters were out i was thinking hellooooooothe guy with the big ears behind you it was funny we had all these little ear pieces and it was funny listening to conversations __________________ Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney

04-21-2006, 05:36 PM	#14
Xcastmember A-Ticket holder Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Bend, IN Posts: 4	Head First at 60mph? Yeah, ok. Here's one for the water parkers that I came up with. Guest: Can I go down Summet Plummet face first? CM: No, now layback with arms and legs crossed. Translation Guest: I don't value my face, can you use water to rip it off of me? CM: I'd like too, but even I can't put your face through what your butt is about to go through.

04-21-2006, 10:39 PM	#15
Soccergirl426 Annual Passholder Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Farther from the magic.. Posts: 1,504	CM-"No, its ok, the children don't bother me," T-Stupid kids! Now I have to spend 15 minutes picking up stupid disney pens or pins that have Mickey Mouse on them, because you can't take care of your kids! Sorry, best I could do, I will think of more later... __________________

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode