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    The WDW Cast Member Translation Guide

    Ok, I found this funny little thing on the Internet. A translation guide for cast members at WDW. Apparently, there's more to that smile and name tag....(feel free to add your own)
    Please note (all you cast members) this is entirely a joke.

    "Yes, I do work here" = What tipped ya off genius the name tag or the stupid outfit?

    "I'm sorry your child does not fit the height requirements for this ride." = As much as I would like to see your little brat get paralyzed, I'd get fired if I did. So please, bother someone else.

    "No, that ride is closed for refurbishments." = Did you think the huge, blue construction walls were up for decoration?!

    "The restrooms are right over there." = Yeah, see those HUGE bold letters that spell out RESTROOM? Yeah, it's under that!

    "No the Tazmanian Devil is not a Disney character and you cannot get his autograph." = ..........Idiot
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    hahaha! Im sorry but I HAVE to agree with the bathroom one! When my friend was a CM at magic Kingdom she got a guest who asked her what time the 3 o'clock parade was.. And he was serious..

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    LMAO nice
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    I got asked the other day is Space Mountain was down because of the rain. Mind you it was only sprinkling and I work in Merchandise. How am I supposed to know??? LOL
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    Lol, see! Cast Members get asked the weirdest things every day. I assume
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    Me: Can I get back into there and take a picture with Al & Jas? I just went into the shop right there to get more film for my camera.
    Smiling CM: No!
    Translation: Get a digital camera, retard!


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    Here are some I got while working at the Canadian pavillion in Epcot

    "Say something in Canadian for me" (Take off you hoser and get me a beer before the hockey game starts, eh!)

    "I won't take that Canadian penny, it's not worth as much" (after a guest received a Canadian penny in his change, and he was dead serious!)

    "Can you show me the way to the Back to the Future ride?" (Dude, not only are you in the wrong area for that type of ride - you are in the wrong theme park!!)

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    Oh man..that Back to the Future thing was priceless! What a lolo!

    I went on the BttF ride at Universal...it was pretty good.


    "To all that come to this happy place: Welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America... with hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world."

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    From Sound of Magic

    Here are some more. I found these searching the web and thought wow...it is what goes through our (cast members) heads every once in a while!!! Some are repeats.

    CM: "This attraction unfortunately not open at this time"
    T: "What do you think all those blue walls are up for? Decoration?

    CM: "I'm very sorry, but because your child does not meet the height requirement for this attraction, it would be unsafe for him to ride."
    T: "As much as I'd like to see your little brat paralyzed, I would get in trouble if it happened. Now go bother somebody else!

    CM: "Excuse me please."
    T: "If you don't move, a 1-ton cart will run over you."

    CM: "Rows 1 and 2...no rows one and two not three and four please."
    T: "Did you not hear what I said...one and two....one and two, how hard is that to understand!"

    This one kinda goes with 20K but could be applied to the monorails should it occur.
    CM: "We need to hold our position here, for a few more minutes."
    T: "The submarine in front of ours is on fire and if we move forward ours will be too"

    CM: "No, I'm sorry, the Tazmanian Devil is not a Disney Character and therefore is not available for pictures in our park."
    T: "You're an idiot."


    CM: "I'm sorry the attraction did not meet with your expectations."
    T: "Bite Me!"

    CM: "The nearest restrooms are right there."
    T: "See that big sign right in front of your face that says RESTROOMS in bold letters? It's right under that."


    CM: "These 3-D Glasses will impare your normal vision."
    T: "They look goofy if you wear them outside, and we get in trouble if anyone sees you with them."

    CM: "Yes, I do work here."
    T: "What tipped you off, genius? The nametag or the dorky costume?"


    CM: "I need you to step out of the planter, please."
    T: "What the ^%$&?$@ are you doing in there?!?!"


    I thought of this one.
    CM: "The park is now closed."
    T: "Get out of here so I can go home!!"

    CM: "Thank you for coming."
    T: "Go away."




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    CM: Excuse me sir, I need you to please cme down from that tree.

    Translation: WHAT ARE YOU DOING CLIMBING 20 FEET IN THE AIR, OVER THE "MOAT?" GET DOWN BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.

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    I have been known to tell people when they ask me if I know where the bathroom is? Ummmmm noooooo, we aren't allowed to pee while we are working.

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    when we were on our tour
    someone came up to our tour guide

    (this is at the town square right at the entrance of the MK )

    and they asked him where mickey mouse was

    and all the characters were out
    i was thinking hellooooooothe guy with the big ears behind you

    it was funny
    we had all these little ear pieces and it was funny listening to conversations
    Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney



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    Head First at 60mph? Yeah, ok.

    Here's one for the water parkers that I came up with.

    Guest: Can I go down Summet Plummet face first?

    CM: No, now layback with arms and legs crossed.

    *Translation*

    Guest: I don't value my face, can you use water to rip it off of me?

    CM: I'd like too, but even I can't put your face through what your butt is about to go through.

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    CM-"No, its ok, the children don't bother me,"
    T-Stupid kids! Now I have to spend 15 minutes picking up stupid disney pens or pins that have Mickey Mouse on them, because you can't take care of your kids!

    Sorry, best I could do, I will think of more later...



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