Old Geppeto says take the kids to Walt Disney World! Look at all they can learn there:
Economics: Supply & Demand = The kids demand it and you supply it!
Math: See, Mom and Dad had this much money before we left for WDW; now we only have this much money to pay our bills next month.
Foreign Language: Hear languages from around the world, including cuss words and novel hand gestures.
English and Speech: Read the signs for Dad before he gets lost again. Don't you wish you had a voice/could speak like the man on the Monorail?
Science: What exactly was in that "protein spill" outside of Mission Space?
Social Studies: What is the capital of Morocco?
Family and Consumer Sciences (formerly Home Economics): Don't you wish Mom/Dad could cook like this?
Geography: Where exactly is the restroom near Norway?
Industrial Technology (formerly Industrial Arts/Shop): How'd they do/build that?
Sociology: See how nicely all these different people can get along?
Physical Education: See, don't you wish now (after walking 5 miles) you would have dressed for PE, instead of smoking those cigarettes/joints in the locker room?
Health/*** Education: Old Geppetto will let you provide your own answer for this one!
Last edited by Geppetto; 05-05-2005 at 02:05 PM.
"Good Geppetto, you have given so much happiness to others. You deserve to have your wish come true."
"Geppetto buono, lei ha dato cosí molta felicitŕ agli altri. Lei il derserve di avere il suo desiderio si č realizzato."