What's your favorite Jungle Skipper One-Liner? Mine is posted below in my signature. It made me chuckle even hours later while I rode It's a Small World!
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What's your favorite Jungle Skipper One-Liner? Mine is posted below in my signature. It made me chuckle even hours later while I rode It's a Small World!
If your feet feel a little damp when you exit the boat.... then youve exited on the wrong side.
See those butterflies over there. You can buy them at any MK gift shop for $18 or you can buy them at you local wal-mart for only $8. &
See that crocodile over there, she's named ginger. Watch out though ginger snaps!
Let me point out my favortie plants.(Starts pointing with her finger to random plants)
"5 years in college and a degree and psychology and you too can drive a little boat around in circle all day long"
when i was in hong kong disneyland the jungle skipper was chinese (obiviously) and he couldn't pronounce hippopotamus correctly.
so it was something like this
" look at the hippomus...mama and baby hippomus...no time for picture...they bite..oh hippomus!! "
I love the IASW one...it always cracks me up!
In Disneyland as you go by Indiana Jones - look people the longest line on property for the restrooms
I also love the temple one, when the skipper builds up the excitement for the temple and then just whistles Iasw all the way through it. Then "I wonder what will be waiting for us at the end of the temple, knowing disney it'll probably be just another gift shop."
"I hope you have enjoyed your ride, my name is (name) and thank you for riding jungle cruise. If you didn't, my name is Steven [aka Speilberg], and thank you for riding Jaws"
haha, these are all great..My Skipper sang IaSW too when we entered the temple..and he got the whole boat singing. Then he was like, "NOW IN CHINESE!" and everybody just stopped and started to crack up when he sang it in Chinese!
I forget the other one..post it when i remember though!
I wish I could remember the exact words but when you go by the camp trashed by the gorillas the skipper said something about them calling "Triple Ape". That cracked me up.
My favorite as you are debarking:
Lower your head and watch your step. If you dont, lower your voice and watch your language.