Disney ran out of money to buy lights, so they had to think of a plan. And Kaboom!(literally) The fireworks, now light guests ways at night!
Why is it called Disney World?
Because Joe Smith World just didnt have the same ring to it
Why do the pirates "wants the redhead" in POTC? What is wrong with blondes or brunettes?
Because Captain Barbossa had a thing for Lucielle Ball
WDW is so big, aren't they gonna run out of room for stuff?
There is a reason it is called WD WORLD, Dont you know that Disney owns EVERYTHING.
Why cant I drive my car at Autotopia off the track?
Due to the electrostatic energy in the air, the cars would burst into flames. The rail they ride on is a shock proof rail and protects you..
Why is Jessica Rabbit so skimply dressed?
She owes back taxes so she doesnt actually get a paycheck so it is up to Roger to support her. As he hasn't made a movie in so long and does not get royalties from the last one, she just cant afford a dress that covers all of her. Something about 1/2 off racks. Never knew that meant half the clothes.
Can I take my child in the stroller on the bus to the Polynesian?
Yeah, but the two other kids that are walking will have to wait for the monorail.
Where's the closest shop that sells chewing gum...I ran out.
There has been a ban on Chewing gum due to all the princesses ending up getting major "haircuts" Because of all the gum put in their hair but kids..
What is the address for Cinderella's Castle?
1 Main Street
How come we don't get stuck (because of the honey) in the honey pots when we ride The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh?
They use a space age silicone spray on the seats so you can slip right off!
Why did they get rid of Mr. Toad's wild Ride?
Mr. Toad was so tired of working he thought he'd better quit or he'd croak.
Is it required to have Million Dreams durig the Year Of A Million Dreams, I've been trying to sleep more but I can still only get in one or two a night!
Then you apparently are not sleeping enough. You should get some pointers from Sleeping beauty!
How come the villians always want to ruin everything for the princesses?
They have low self-esteem and want everyone to feel as bad as they do. :yes:
I really like that Beverly drink. :dizzy: Where can I get some of that to take home?
I heard if you go to Beverly Hills 90210 Brenda can get some for you. LOL
Why is it, when I walk for miles at WDW my feet never seem to hurt!
Yes, that was pretty much what I was thinking. Thanks for doing all that for me :)
Originally Posted by vixen101485
Anyway, my answer to ChipNDale's question: Disney actually has invented a special system that when you're standing on line at the parks, an undercover Cast Member implants microchips in your feet that numb them to pain...it's very complicated, actually.
Hi, where can I sign up to be a crash test dummy for Test Track?