The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[HardingWDWFan]

Mickey's arm got tired from holding it up, and his whole arm fell off

Can you book a room at the Hollywood Tower Hotel?

[smith913]

You can! But it's like the old song says, "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave!!!"

Why don't they dust that Hollywood Tower Hotel? Just nasty . . . .

[emabee]

Well, since none of the "employees" work there anymore, there's no one left to dust.

Where exactly is the Magic Kingdom? I can't find it on a map anywhere.

[HardingWDWFan]

Well...the Monorail and Ferryboats are actually portals to another dimension, and that's where the Magic Kingdom is.

Since there are two Kingdoms in Disney World, which one holds power over the other?

[emabee]

Well, Magic always trumps Animals, so I'd go with Magic.

How come the monorail doesn't go from all the resorts to all the parks?

[peanut]

Because in order to do that, they would have to add another rail, and "duorail" just doesn't flow as well as "monorail".

I want to dress up like Mickey for Halloween. Where can I rent his suit?

[wdfan]

What suit? Are you telling me that that is not the real Mickey?! My parents lied to me?!

I was in Disney World last week and I could not find the Matterhorn. Where is it?

[emabee]

At Animal Kingdom. They renamed it Expedition Everest.

Why won't they let me just walk up and get a seat at Cinderella's Royal Table dinner? I paid to get in the park just like everyone else.

[Keasmom]

But did you pay the extra fee, in advance, and have CRT added to your ticket?

Could I have lunch with Pinocchio and Geppetto at the Village Haus?

[smith913]

No - I'm afraid Gepetto has his hands full these days with Pinocchio's lying and all. You should see the nose!! Unreal, I tell ya!

Could I ride one of those horses on Cinderella's Golden Carrousel back to my resort? I'm just really tired!

[emabee]

Sure, just sing "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" at the top of your lungs while sitting on a horse and it'll whisk you right off to your resort.

Why doesn't Mickey talk?

[Keasmom]

Well, since he is a mouse, he carries Rota virus, so he isn't allowed to talk so he wan't infect anyone.

Why does the Animal kingdom park feel so jungly and overgrown?

[First Timer]

Well all the gardeners our on stike their tired of getting paid Cheese!

How do I sign up to fly with Tinkerbell?

[Hiddenmickeyboy]

All you do is just go to the Ghost Relations Dpt. They will then turn you into a ghost so you can fly or float.

[StitchFan23]

I tried going to Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party in June to avoid bad weather. Turns out that people looked at me funny when I came dressed as Santa. What happened?