The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[albino_pygmy]

It should come out 2010, It's about a Monarail that never stops and the stars are traped with the Tourist and the "odor de tourist " And they can't escape! Wonderful movie staring Brad Pitt!

Wasn't his middle name "Harryarm"?

Can I take a swimming tour of the "Rivers of the World" at the Jungle Cruise?

Of course you can! These once in a lifetime tours also come with a free case . . . of malaria. Enjoy your swim!

Why don't the maids or butlers smile at me at the Haunted Mansion? C'mon now, this is Disney, everyone's supposted to smile at you, right?

[Mr.Blik]

Because they lack Disney Spirit and theres always that odor de tourist smell when peopl enter the attraction.

Will i be confronted by aliens on Space Mountain?

[Bluebird]

Yes, you will know them by their smell!!!They smell kinda like ....odor de tourist!!!

When we ride the Magic carpet ride does the Genie give us three wishes?

[Mr.Blik]

No he gives you magic dust which smells like odor de tourist.

In Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge, does it really lodge the animal kingdom? And will a giraffe eat my earlobes while i sleep?

[Bluebird]

Yes and I've been told that the animals have all the extras there...Mickey shampoo, mickey soaps and even those wonderful soft towels!
But not to worry the Giraffes only nibble your ears if you smell like...DUM>>DUM>>DUM>>(my musical effect) you got it..odor de tourist!!!

[Bluebird]

OPPS sorry I forgot my Question... got all wraped up in
the scent of odor de tourist!!!

Is there a dungeon under the Disney castle?

[Mr.Blik]

Yes thats where Walt Disney's in frozen in liquid nitrogen to preserve it. Someday they will open Walt Disney's Dungeon to the public.
Can i get on Toontown Fair's Barnstormer and fly one of the coaster cars away?

[albino_pygmy]

OPPS sorry I forgot my Question... got all wraped up in
the scent of odor de tourist!!!

Is there a dungeon under the Disney castle?

Yes, that's where all the children of It's a Small World sleep after park hours, it's really creepy walking past that part of the park after dark and they're still singing!

I didn't have a funny skipper in the jungle, what should I do to complain?

[Bluebird]

Anthony...Only if you are a farmer.
Albino...Call Tarzan and tell him to do his Jungle Yell at them!

Do you think that you can only whisper at the wispering canyon?

[VonBaroketch]

No, you can also stab your server with the straws he or she throws at you, and then write on the table with the blood.

Can I celebrate my baby son's bris in front of Cinderella Castle?

[emabee]

Sure, it just has to take place after hours. You know, at that time of the night/morning when you know your baby will DEFINITELY be awake...like 2 or 3 or 4 a.m.

If the ghost that comes home with me from the Haunted Mansion is not the one I wanted, can I trade him in?

[HardingWDWFan]

Tell me which one you wanted, and I'll give the Ghost Host a call. However, you may have to turn in your death certificate.

Where is the rest of the track after the track is torn by the Yeti on Expedition Everest?

[Panda_Girl]

The yeti decided to give the pices out to his other family.

Can I live on Walt Disney property?

[Hiddenmickeyboy]

Yes but you have to close your eyes, and imagine your there.

Will WDW give me a free trip since Schools Out!!!!!!!!!???????

[emabee]

Sure, it's called a job.

Where do I go to get one of those refillable resort mugs?