At Wal Mart, right next to those fake plastic butterflies you see in the jungle.
Is it safe to drink the jungle water?
At Wal Mart, right next to those fake plastic butterflies you see in the jungle.
Is it safe to drink the jungle water?
Only if you want to live in your bathroom for your entire trip!
How do they train those elephants in the Jungle Cruise to miss us when they spray water?
trained :inquis: They're not trained.. They just have really horrible aim!
Where do I go to report my car being destroyed by Gorillas? I realized the jeep on the jungle cruise was my own!
Those were gorillas? They said they were your long lost relatives that needed a lift! Well, at least they're trying to fix it good as new, they've called Triple Ape to come down with a monkey wrench. Note to self: Never trust old ladies in fur coats.
Why doesn't the driver on the safaris tell jokes or get sprayed by elephants?
That's like asking why you can't get champagne at McDonald's. It's a whole other level of entertainment. :lol:
Why is there a driver on the outside of that car in Lights, Motors, Action!? I don't get it.
Well those movie cars have the doors welded shut and he couldn't get in, so he stays out. (that would scare the beejeebers outta me)
Why can't I take my Dole Whip on BTMRR?
You might get "whip"lash! :lol:
Could I stop the parade for just a sec to get an autograph from Belle?
Sure, then you can get the autograph of the security guard who pulls you out of the way
Are there fireworks after the 3:00 parade in the Magic Kingdom? What time do they start?
Now, that's funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by smith913
Yes and they start at 10 pm. Just stay in your same seating place after the 3 pm parade and you'll be fine.
How come Zac Efron wasn't in the High School Muscial parade at the Studios? I thought he was in the movie.
Well, he was, but since Disney made him such a huge star, he no longer wishes to be among the people who made him famous, snobby brat, so they use a look a like.
Are those real lights at Illuminations or fake ones?
Nah, all the animals from Snow White come and make it all possible.
Why is my Mickey Ice Cream Melting?!
Because it's secretly the witch from "Wizard of Oz". You must have gotten it wet somehow.
Why can't I feed the animals at Animal Kingdom?
Same reason you cannot feed the skippers, they'll follow you home wanting more and more of your handouts and in return tell you really bad jokes. Yes, the animals will tell really bad jokes, they've been trained to do stand up, sit down, and roll over humor, which is much more hilarious than what you might encounter while on a cruise through the jungle.
What sound does a giraffe make when it laughs?
Don't know, get a ladder, tickle it's belly and run up the ladder real fast to find out.
What magician performs the Extra Magic during Extra Magic Hours?