Merlin, of course.
What does Maleficent mean?
Merlin, of course.
What does Maleficent mean?
Well, Maleficent is a name that came from combining two words, male magnificent, or magnificent male. The lady of evil was once some male commoner who was green with envy (literally) over Aurora when they were in school together and he (now she) wanted revenge on her and talked to her mirror asking for help from 7 short guys to turn him into the fairest one of all, but instead turned him/her into a beast. I think that about sums it up :)
If a story ends with a happily ever after, then why is there a sequel?
Sometimes it takes three or four serious rear kicking's to get evil to understand it is defeated. (If it is defeated would it be shoeless)?
With all those cannibals lose in the Jungle Cruise area, how come more tourists don't disappear?
Ever notice the many signs that say "Do NOT feed the skippers?" That's why ;) Actually the real reason is because most tourists are on vacation and that usually means they don't believe in showering, brushing their teeth, and so on, and the cannibals are rather lazy, they don't want to have to go through extra prep work for their lunch or dinner. So next time you go take a cruise in the jungle, don't bathe in BBQ sauce and come shrink wrapped in a yellow poncho ;)
I have no kids, what's there for me to do at the parks?
Get some kids....I kid, I kid.
Audition for the part of Dopey or a Jungle Cruise Skipper.
Who is this guy? And why does he want my head?
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Wanna help? ;) I can kid, kid too, ya know :PQuote:
Originally Posted by emabee
I'll let someone else answer this one, I'm sure you'll all probably know I'd answer with the usual spiel said at his scene "2 of his for one of yours" yadda yadda, so we'll see who can come up with someone original for this question :)
I believe this to be Albino Pygmy's Father. He is wanting to get your head because his son has no brain and he is wanting to do a brain swap with you! Whatever you do please stay away from him or you will end up like Albino Pygmy!!
? - What is a Yetti?
Thanks, emabee! My 10 year old just does not get my humor! :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by emabee
The Yetti? Well now, he is just a sweet little fellow who would like to rip you from your seat and see if you taste nicely with his Dole Whip!
When the track flips over on Expedition Everest, will we flip upside down, too???? :faint:
Yes, but you do it so fast you don't even know it's happened. Disney's just that good.
What happened to that submarine ride they used to have?
The mermaid and other fish outgrew the tank and the ACLU would not let Disney get new ones because the tank wa too small and work hours too long, so now it is a concrete pad.
If the bridge is always broken, why do the Safari drivers keep going that way?
Because they're paid to do whatever MANAGEMENT says (that's a Carnivale reference if anyone got that!) and MANAGEMENT says to drive over the broken bridge.
How come there aren't any unicorns at Animal Kingdom?
The unicorns are gonna be at Beastly Kingdom.
Can I bring my cat to MK and ride Space Mountain?
Suuuuuurrrr.....(said with a confused look on her face). Just don't expect to ever see it again after it falls out and runs away to live in Minnie's Country House.
Does Disney do any parades in the parks?
No, they just have a long line of current stars and charcters walk in a line to greet the guests, but not an actual parade.
How does Ariel stay out of the water and sit in the grotto for so long?
She just plays in those little water fountains right outside of the grotto!
Since my fastpass starts in just a minute, do you mind if I cut to the front of this line and get an autograph now?