-
Because if there were short lines, we couldn't charge more. We want you to think we are ultra busy.
Where can I find the Spiderman Ride?
-
In the Harry Potter Theme Park.
How come every time I go to Epcot, around 9 or 10 at night, all the lights around the lake turn out... it gets really annoying!
-
Everyone was trying to hide from you, so they thought if they can not see you then you can not see them..
How come Dumbo, an elephant, can fly?
-
Dumbo the elephant can fly for the same reason that one can hear a diamond ring.
Is it OK if I pick the flowers in EPCOT?
-
Sure, pick all the ones with bees on them.
Can I get a drink of water from the Earful Tower?
-
Yes, but it will cost you and Arm and a Leg...
Where is the customs check points for when I want to re-enter America from the World Showcase?
-
The customs re-entry point is just to the left of the Australian Pavilian.
Is the Octoberfest Musikanten only open in October?
-
Well it is open in other months but only to guests wearing lederhosen and singing beerhall songs from Munchen.
Why do they have bridge from the England pavilion to France? i thought they had built a Chunnel a few years back?
-
The chunnel is only for use when riding a Segway. Walkers must use the bridge.
What makes the Tiki room enchanted? My parakeet can talk.
-
But can it sing 'In tiki tiki tiki tiki room' everyday without a break?
When does Spaceship Earth blast off?
-
At about the same time the Tree of Life dies.
I'm a mermaid and I'm friends with Ariel. Is it okay if I live in one of the lagoons in Disney World?
-
Sure- We only have a few alligators that like Mermaids.
Can I bring my neighbor's dog with me? Can he stay in the hotel with me?
-
I think you'll have to check with your neighbor as to whether you can take his dog. You need to check with the dog as to whether the dog will want to stay in your room.
Who feeds the dinosaurs in Dinosaur?
-
They don't need feeders,they just eat people who wear 'I <3 Universal Way more than Disney' shirts
Who's Walt Disney?
-
pizza delivery guy at Scopa Towers
Can I take the monorail to AK?
