The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

It is their natural instincts not rehearsing. It is what they do in their natural habitat...chasing huge jeeps in the dark.


Can I get my hair cut at the Barber Shop?

[tiggerguy]

yes, you can get them all cut.

are the lions real on the safari?

[Weebo]

They are real, but they aren't really lions. They're tabby cats in lion costumes.


What time will it rain today? (I heard this is a question that people really ask CMs)

[vixen101485]

All the weather is controlled by computer. Disney parks do not get any natural weather because of the big bubble that covers them all.

Since the MK is on a big turntable, what exit should I leave by to get back to the parking lot? yet another question that has really been asked..lol

[ERich2010]

there is only only one exit at the MK.

Where do i buy those Thing 1 and Thing 2 shirts?

[vixen101485]

GO out on the main road into the MK, make a left then go straight until you come to Universal road, make another left there. There will be a store that carries them about 1/2 way down that street on the right hand side.

What is the shortest way to walk from POP to Epcot? I really dont like to ride buses since they make me ill.

[ERich2010]

The shortest way? On your hands and knees.

How much for a night in the castle?

[mini-V]

A night in the castle suite will cost 1 wish on a birthday cake, 1 four-leaf clover and all the luck you can muster from a horseshoe, but slip me a $100.00 bill and I'll see what I can do.

What's the speed limit on Main Street?

[disneyfanatic101]

The speed limit is fast-paced walking.

Does Mickey fit in that giant Sorcerer's hat?

(I loved that answer you gave mini-V!)

[Weebo]

Mickey, , and a few more will fit in the hat. With a little pixie dust, you will fit in there too.


What is the tip for today.

[vixen101485]

Learn to read the freakin' park map and dont ask me where the bathrooms are

Can I do a rider swap with my mother in law on Space Mountain?

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

No- you have to have the same mother in law at the end of the ride as when you began the ride.


Where is the Animal Kingdom parade?

[vixen101485]

In the World Showcase.

(said with a hilly billy twang) Can my family of 10 fit into one of those there cheap hotel rooms?. We just hate leaving granny to sleep out in the back of the truck with the hound dogs.

[butlers]

{In my best Larry the Cable Guy voice} Sure thang, were we's come from, you can fit at least 15 people in one of them there rooms,

Can I move to the beginning of the line to see Fantasmic?

[vixen101485]

Sure, but be prepared to have some cranky lady jump you and try to strangle you.

How can I be guaranteed to get an upgrade to conciegre level at my resort?