The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[ChipNDale]

By Taking your Credit Card and putting it into the card key slot to your hotel room.


How did Cinderella get her name?

[disneyfanatic101]

They were going to name her Cindy, but they thought "What the heck, let's make it longer than it needs to be!"

How did you bring all the presidents back to life in the Hall of Presidents?

[Veritas]

It's part of the retirement plan, all Presidents get preserved and re-animated by Disney magic (you should see what happens after midnight)

How do they keep the Disney Villians from breaking out the parks and terrorizing the surrounding area?

[disneyfanatic101]

They wear special ankle bracelets so CMs can monitor them.

How can President Bush run the country and be in a show at WDW at the same time?

[butlers]

It's called a leave of absence..... Until he has one too many pretzels, then he has to fly back to DC

"I want to get a picture with all of the Characters, how can i without waiting in line

[fortuosity]

Pop your favorite Disney movies into the DVD player and stand next to the TV

Who drives the TTA?

[butlers]

LOLLL, i love that answer

Little Britches and Papa Bear drive the TTA

Who makes the yummy smellin popcorn on mainstreet?

[mini-V]

Kiebler elves make the popcorn on Main Street. Their workshop is in the tree of life in AK, and Disney uses a spray to add the aroma of freshly popped corn. Please don't repeat this though. We don't want the cm's who have to sell the popcorn and clean those popcorn machines to know that all their efforts are for nothing.

Do the characters in the Crystal Palace throw stones?

[disney fanatic]

No, silly! That would be mean...they throw food!

What happens to all of the Mickey balloons that float away during the day?

[Veritas]

Tinker Bell collects them up everyday before the MK fireworks, maybe you've seen her?

Does WDW have Admirals to run all their boats?

[ChipNDale]

No, They are off driving the Disney Cruise line. So any just regualar boat for like the jungle cruise and wishes firework cruises they just hire people right off the street with no driver licenses.

Why are there so many Princesses and no Queens?

[fortuosity]

I think that when Freddy Mercury died that Queens were never the same

Why did Horizons close?

[butlers]

Aladdin took it to Agrabah

Does Donald really fly in Mickey's Philharmagic?

[ChipNDale]

No, Donald had his wings clipped per an agreement with Walt Disney. SO he is really tied to wire and flown around.


How does Crush know who he is talking to in Turtle talk?

[Conceited Ape]

Forgive me, Deb--couldn't resist expounding on this one a little more.

How can President Bush run the country and be in a show at WDW at the same time?

Contrary to urban myth, it's not actually President G.W. Bush, but his long lost identical twin brother. The Hall of Presidents at WDW was deemed the next best undisclosed location to keep him after a daring failed attempt by three Secret Service agents to rescue him from down in Guantanamo (but at least he's free from that horrible iron mask this way).