Re: The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

**supernova** · 05-10-2010, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by thunderman04-07

Why cant i sit in the locomotive part of big thunder mountain??

Because mountains don't have locomotive parts. Only trains do, silly.

The cashier accepted my Disney dollars with characters on them just fine. But she refused to take my pressed quarters with characters on them. Why is that?

**disneyfun55** · 05-10-2010, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by supernova

The cashier accepted my Disney dollars with characters on them just fine. But she refused to take my pressed quarters with characters on them. Why is that?

Because the total was $5.00 even...no change needed!

Question:
When will Disney build the city of tomorrow?

**disney_freak** · 05-10-2010, 10:32 PM

they will build it tomorrow.

Why cant I ever find gum on the WDW property?

**supernova** · 05-11-2010, 06:33 AM

Actually, the correct answer is, "Right after they figure out how to put the tomorrow into the Tomorrowland Speedway".

Oh, and the reason you cannot find any gum on property at Disney is because you have to check Busch Gardens. That's the park that blows, not Disney.

Every monorail I ride is called Mark, so why can't I find a single pilot with that nametag?

**thunderman04-07** · 05-11-2010, 08:00 AM

Cause most of the pilots are married or in a relationship.

If Mickey is a mouse then why isnt he tiny like one....is he like the ninja turtles?

**SparklinDiamond** · 05-11-2010, 04:40 PM

He has had a growth hormone so that he is visible within the park, he doesn't want to get stood on!

Why is Tinkerbell jealous of Wendy?

**disney_freak** · 05-11-2010, 07:19 PM

[QUOTE=supernova;880361]Oh, and the reason you cannot find any gum on property at Disney is because you have to check Busch Gardens. That's the park that blows, not Disney. [QUOTE] ROFLOL so true

She's not. She just hates Wendy cause she's tall. (Tink can fly, why would she be jealous of Wendy?)

How come Tink never flys when I see her in Pixie Hollow

**voyageofariel** · 05-18-2010, 04:09 PM

[QUOTE=disney_freak;880667][QUOTE=supernova;880361]Oh, and the reason you cannot find any gum on property at Disney is because you have to check Busch Gardens. That's the park that blows, not Disney.

ROFLOL so true

She's not. She just hates Wendy cause she's tall. (Tink can fly, why would she be jealous of Wendy?)

How come Tink never flys when I see her in Pixie Hollow

She doesn't want you to be jealous when she can fly around and you can't!!!

Why are all the lights out when Flounder and the other fish are on stage in Voyage of the Little Mermaid and the lights are on when Ariel is on stage?

Tammy

**DopeyDancer87** · 05-19-2010, 10:33 AM

Because Disney doesn't want you to be able to see the big tidal wave coming towards you...

Why are CMs so happy?

**voyageofariel** · 05-19-2010, 04:31 PM

They get to eat chocolate whenever they want

Yum!!!

Why does Mickey sing and talk for shows but not when I meet and greet with him?

Tammy

**Toad's Buddy** · 05-19-2010, 06:41 PM

All because of the Mighty Microphone!

How come Mickey can control the Philharmagic instruments and not Donald?

**voyageofariel** · 05-19-2010, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by Toad's Buddy

All because of the Mighty Microphone!

How come Mickey can control the Philharmagic instruments and not Donald?

Donald just keeps on losing his things like the blue hat that Mickey wears to control the Philharmagic instruments...

Why do I usually always see a gangster take over my car in the Great Movie Ride and not a cowboy/cowgirl?

Tammy

**supernova** · 05-20-2010, 09:34 AM

Because it's Florida, where all old gangsters retire. This isn't the Old West - there aren't any cowboys in Florida, silly.

I've been standing here for hours waiting at the Main Street Train Station because someone told me I can take the train to Tomorrowland. How come the only train that shows up is the one to Adventureland?

**JNota0005DakMC** · 05-20-2010, 11:05 AM

because the train to tomorrowland was moved... u need to take the train to Mickey's Starland first...

Why does everybody feel the need to ask the question "Do you know how many bricks make up Cinderella's Castle"?

**supernova** · 05-20-2010, 11:42 AM

Because it's easier to ask. No one feels like counting all the way to zero.

I overheard Crystal Palace offering to seat a party of 11 just before my table was called. Yet when I finally went in, how come there wasn't any party?