The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[Hypermommy]

It's that magnificent Disney marketing. They really are taking over the entire universe, you know.

Will I get in any trouble if I "accidentally" kick one of the canoeing folks in the head while Soarin' over their river trip?

[supernova]

It's actaully encouraged. Those pesky canoers were the hold-outs during filming for completing the release forms. The Director would owe you one.

How come I exit the monorails, I can never find the host or hostess the announcer is always talking about... only cast members?

[JNota0005DakMC]

because he flew over to the Haunted Mansion... they wear many hats those hosts you know...

where are Mickey and Minnie gonna stay now that their houses in Toontown Fair are gone...?

[Hypermommy]

Mickey's gonna stay anywhere he darn well pleases... it's his park. Actually I heard he was gonna go kick those stinkin' Power Rangers out and enjoy some city living in an apartment over there. And as long as Minnie stays on his good side, I'm sure he'll find a place for her too.

If the chief is offering such a great deal (2 of his heads for 1 of yours) how come I never see any new items on display from him? Surely someone has taken him up on his offer by now -- or at least offered a mother-in-law or child.

[prickle]

Because the chief only sales to heads of states.

If I am in Tommorrow land doese it means I am still there today?

[disneyfun55]

If I am in Tommorrow land doese it means I am still there today?

Nope, you'll be there tomorrow. You may change your mind though once you see the price increases in the future!

Why do they call it the Seven Seas Lagoon? It's just a lake with no access to even a sea.

[prickle]

Because it was discovered by Snow White and the dwarfs. When she saw it she said do you seven see a lagoon, and it eventually became Seven Seas Lagoon.

If my group is walking faster than me will I catch up with them after eating Ketchup?

[disneyfun55]

Because it was discovered by Snow White and the dwarfs. When she saw it she said do you seven see a lagoon, and it eventually became Seven Seas Lagoon.

Nice!!

If my group is walking faster than me will I catch up with them after eating Ketchup?

Only if you can mustard up the energy!

Every time I see Mickey at the MK, he's always dressed up in his tuxedo...why? Are all his other clothes dirty?

[Kaleigh]

No, he is a waiter in his spare time. You see, we are cutting back due to the recession.

Why are all the guys in the Norway pavilion so good looking?

[supernova]

What are you talking about? I'm on Staten Island, not the Norway pavilion.

I've met Chip and Dale in the parks and they're great guys. But why do the animators always insist on drawing them so tiny in their cartoons?

[ksalase]

because their belts do not match their shoes and they refuse to coordinate, so the animators make them small so as to hide that fact.


What is a pooh bear?

[catywamp]

The Bears you see in the Charmin commercials.


Did they just put that giant golf ball there recently, I've never noticed it before?

[Hypermommy]

Well, fairly recently. It was built for Tiger Woods since he was such a giant in the sport but now that he's been brought down to regular size, they had to put it somewhere.

How come I can't book passage on one of the barges I see out on the World Showcase lagoon every night around 9pm?

[supernova]

They're extremely popular and book up years in advance. Perhaps you should inquire about a reservation beyond 2025. Good luck!

Why won't Mickey ever stay on the phone with me? Every time I get a wake-up call, he runs through his script and then hangs up before I can ask him any questions.

[mmouse6937]

He must not have time for you, he always answers all of my questions...or maybe that's in my head!!

What happens if you get pixie dust in your eyes?