The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

Because they were sick of people asking what time the 3:00 parade is, so they made the answer less obvious.

Why does Mickey Mouse live in a separate house to Minnie?

Minnie needs her space, and Mickey is afraid of commitment

Speaking of houses: Now that they mae Mickey and the gang Homeless, Where will they live now?

Luxury Bomb shelters located under the utilidor.

its 2011, Why cant tinkerbell fly into Tomorrowland with like a jetpack or something at this point? Throwing her/him form the castle seems so 1980.

her/him must be to scared to use them or stuck in the '80s

What is the point of fastpass?

to pass fast!!

why does no one ever use push?

Its rude to talk with your mouth full and he's always talking.

Why are there so many bunnies and ducks around Disney World?

They are members of Oswald and Donald's families so they get in for free!

Why is Ellen doomed to spend an eternity fighting a dinosaur?

Not sure, but I'm sure Stupid Judy is somehow responsible.

What ever happened to Disney's Dixie Landings Resort?

Didn't you hear? It was discovered that, in fact, it was never a landing!

So...how's Toontown Fair doing these days?

Toontown is going to be turned into a hotel for Mickey and the gang, they are also going to allow guests to stay at there at the new resort.

Is it true that there was going to be a new park built underneath Magic Kingdom that allowed only cast members and there families to enjoy?

Yes absolutely! Unfortunately the ceiling height limited attractions to only those that little people could ride so it was cancelled.

Why are the fireworks behind me if I'm standing in Fantasyland but in front of me if I'm on Mainstreet? Don't they shoot out of the castle?

Imagineers work in mysterious ways....


Why can't I see Wishes in DHS?

Because at Disney Hollywood Studios all your wishes have already come true...youre a hollywood star!!

why is the carrot cake cookie differnt at goofys candy company than at writers stop?

Goofy can't follow directions, so he makes it up as he goes along


Why is the wait for Soarin' always so long?

Orlando to LA is a hot flight. Theres gonna be a few delays.


Why does Journy into Imagination with Figment never have a line?