The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

there's not supposed to be a line?! can you tell that to the 20 minute wait i had?!

why does duffy only meet in epcot?

The better question is, "Why the heck is Duffy even meeting in Epcot???"

Why has the Tree of Life not grown a single inch since it was first planted?

Disney ran out of Miracle Grow.


How many gallons of water doesnt the Earful Tower hold?

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Originally Posted by DopeyDancer87

How many gallons of water doesnt the Earful Tower hold?

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It doesn't hold one more teaspoon than maximum capacity.

I've been riding the monorail resort loop for about an hour now but still haven't found the Wilderness Lodge stop. How much further??????

Keep riding until you come to a building that looks a bit like a warehouse with other monorails around you inside. Unpack and get comfy.

Would I need a park hopper ticket if the only park I want to do is Disney World?

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Originally Posted by BamaJenn

Keep riding until you come to a building that looks a bit like a warehouse with other monorails around you inside. Unpack and get comfy.

Would I need a park hopper ticket if the only park I want to do is Disney World?

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Of course not! That's for only when you want to go from Disney to Sea World and then to Universal!

What kind of horses can I ride on the Carousel of Progress?

You can ride sea horses and little known fact is that you can ride Arials sea horse!

Why did the music on Sprectromagic change to be so annoying? Can i get the old music back?

They changed it because they will now be selling one song ipods with the old spectromagic music being the only song. Can be purchased upon entering park. Why is the Grand Floridian call the Grand Floridian when I can find a room there for less than a grand?

Due to the economy, they have had to drop the price of the hotel rooms to under a grand...and since the "A Few Hundred Dollar Floridian" doesn't have a ring to it, they kept the name.


Why does Tigger make my Hunny Pot bounce?

For the safety of our guests all Hunny Pots are now made out of rubber.

If I ride the monorail over and over will I catch mononucleosis?

No, the monorails have all been vaccinated.


What are those metal spikey things on the tops of all the buildings?

Those are defense mechanisms against the Wicked Witch's flying monkeys in the Great Movie Ride! Dur.

Why are Mickey's ears so round?

So a hidden mickey wouldn't get confused with a hidden felix the cat.

Does the Runaway mine train get grounded for running away?

No, it gets scolded by Space Mountain.

Why does The Seas With Nemo and Friends have Fish?

because fish are friends not food, or else the ride would of been called the seas with nemo and food!

how come figment, who has his own ride since the 80's, doesnt meet in the parks with guests, but a stuffed bear who was created for marketing and money does??