The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

Her pen must be from Universal! She doesnt want you to know that she secretly works with the enemy.

Are the animals real on the Jungle Cruise?

No, the y are simply cast members dressed as animals.

How much do they have to pay Simon Cowell to perform at the American Idol Experiance all day?

When you win American Idol, you don't get the money-Simon does! They use the prize money to get him to perform at Disney.

How does Aerosmith get to thier concert on time? I didn't see them when I hopped into my limo!

They hopped a ride with Han Solo on the Millennium Falcon

Where is Herbie The Love Bug in Lights Motors Action?

hes still there the disney people just painted him to look like lightning macqueen

What time is the 9' o' clock Electrical Parade?

With the use of a Flux Capacitor!

Is Splash Mountain a flume ride?

No it's a time travel ride 88 MPH!!!!!

Why is Stitch Expeiment 626?

Because a lab accident flipped the container upside down. He was originally 929!

Is New Fantasyland included with park admission?

Yes but you have to find the hidden door to enter

Is SSE a high speed roller coaster?

Yes it is, infact they are going to shut it down for good because so meny people have threw up on it too meny times.

What is this thing that everyone calls Mickey Mouse?

Mickey Mouse is really an alien life form sent from the planet mouse, doesn't harm anyone and can be in multiple places at once

Is the jungle cruise a special cruise on the disney dream?

yes. The Dream sails down the Amazon River with port calls in Brazil and Peru

Who is this Walt Disney of which you speak?

He's the guy that created Bugs Bunny.

If I take the monorail from Magic Kingdom to Animal Kingdom and the monorail averages 23 miles per hour how long will it take me to get there?

And a monorail is..?

What is Walt Disney World?

It's where the Miami Marlins play. DAH!

How (When i'm on Mission Space) can I take off from the inside of a building, and come back without there being a hole in the roof?