The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

There are these magical little elves that Walt Disney himself trained to go invisible and fix things in a second, thats why the theater in Muppet Vision 3D gets fixed so fast! the elves work there to!

Sorry but umm... you didn't ask a qustion...

How do you not get went when you go under the water fall at Pirates of the Caribbean?

The boats all have an invisible force field over them.

With Disney owning Marvel, when can I expect Superman to show up in the parks?

For the Three O'clock parade.

Does the Electrical Light parade run on electricity?

No, it is powered from the laugh canisters out of the laugh factory.

How come I never see tractors in the Biergarten?

Because during the day they keep the tractors in The Land pavilion's greenhouses.

When I do a meet and greet with Tinker Bell why is she taller than me?

Because she ate the thing to make her grow in wonderland when she visited alice.

Why can't i see the castle from the boardwalk?

You need a new prescription for your glasses

Why is Space Mountain in the dark if the Sun is in space?

Because the original soundtrack for the ride was Pink Floyds Dark side of the Moon.

If the ride is called Test track does it mean it will never be open because they are still testing the track?

(Good answer!)

Yes and those aren't people-- just really realistic crash test dummies.

Where is Mr. Toad's Wild Ride in the new Fantasyland?

They have it hidden between the two Dumbos

Where do I go to get a Fastpass for the monorail?

It's by Carsland.

Where can I find the Mayor of Epcot?

He is usually directing the firework barges onto the lake.

Do I really have to use a stroller if I want to just take a easy stroll down Main Street?

Yes- usually the double stroller. Bring money.


Does it hurt when they use a Dole Whip on you?