The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[BamaJenn]

The tee is put up seasonally every year in November. Made to look like a giant Christmas tree it sits just perfectly centered to roll the ball onto it's platform.

The bigger question is... where's the golf club?

[Veritas]

The golf club is kept at the sports complex in a large warehouse.

Who rakes up the leaves when they fall from the Tree of Life in Animal Kingdom?

[BamaJenn]

After the park closes the animals in the tree come to life and sweep the leaves into the theater so the bugs can feast!

What happens if I don't press the buttons I'm supposed to on Mission Space?

[nicki12]

You spiral out of control that is why the make the shuttle dark and when the lights come back on they put the T.V. on so you won't freak out.

Why aren't the people living in the buildings at Lights, Motors, Action! never notice cars driving aroung the neighborhood?

[CameronKyle]

That's where they keep the slave children from It's a Small World after park hours; from singing the same song over and over again for decades, they've actually gone deaf.

Why do I have to close my eyes everytime the doors open for Tower of Terror?

[Keasmom]

To keep you from seeing all of the wires and duct tape it takes to hold things together after the latest budget cuts?

Is there ever a time (or way) to go on IASW without the annoying music? Like a silent ride through? If we asked really nicely.

[albino_pygmy]

Two words: Ear Plugs.

After hearing recent rumors and news about the return of Dreamfinder and how it's hard to find this character, wouldn't they need to first find a Dreamcatcher to catch a Dreamfinder? And then what about shrinking Figment down to his normal size?

[CameronKyle]

The reinstatement of Dreamfinder is all a Figment of your Imagination

Why is it so easy to fall asleep in the Universe of Energy post-show?

[lovedisprinces]

Because all of the energy has been used up by the end and we all know when you have no energy you fall asleep

How do you get to the top of the pyramid steps in Mexico?

[fortuosity]

Just walk down the steps

Why does Canada have a pavillion?

[nicki12]

They had extra space so they thought they mine as well build it.

How come everytime I go to France I never see the Eiffel Tower?

[CameronKyle]

If you're anything like me, you're too busy drowning in the chocolate desserts and excellent wine!

Why didn't the USSR pavilion ever constructed?

[BamaJenn]

Because the America building was built on top of it instead.

Why is goofy so darn tall?

[Veritas]

Actually he wears shoes with 3 inch lifts...

I hear Marlin is still trying to find Nemo, why does he keep losing him?

[Keasmom]

The long trip to find Nemo and spending too much time with Dory affected his memory.


Why is there no in flight service on Star Tours?