The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[Keasmom]

They keep her locked up near the fireworks and only let her out for the fireworks because she is too jealous and mean tempered the rest of the time. She would sprinkle us all with pixie dust and create havoc in the parks. Imagine all of the animals cranked up on that stuff, sheer chaos.

How come I never see Bambi or his friends at charcter meet and greets?

[Veritas]

he and his pals won't come out for meet and greets because they are still in contract negotiations...

Why haven't they fixed that bridge in Kilamanjaro Safaris yet? it's always broken.

[CameronKyle]

If it were up to Disney, it would have been fixed years ago. Unfortunately the Florida Department of Transportation takes care of all roads (even on the rides). Repairs are to begin late 2012 and be finished roughly around the turn of the century...

When will Disney build a park in the Midwest?!

[Hypermommy]

They've thought about it but Tink doesn't want to leave the Florida and California sun. Besides, she likes having three hours between gigs. If they had a Midwest park she'd actually have to hustle and might have a hissyfit.

My kid drives pretty well on the cars in Tomorrowland. In fact, he's never swerved out of his lane or anything. Think it'd be okay if he were my designated driver back to the hotel after I do the Drink Around World Showcase thing?

[FigmentMushu]

As long as he's driving the same cars from Tomorrowland, sure.

Will the restaurant in france ever change to Gusteau's or La ratatouille?

[mini-V]

Never say "Never". Actually, if you would like to happen it won't. If you'd rather it doesn't...then it probably will.

If Pinocchio can be turned into a real boy, why can't the kid that kicked Pluto be turned into a puppet?

[nicki12]

Unfortanately it is illegal in some states including Florida.

How do they create all that light for Spectromagic?

[lovedisprinces]

You know how when people kiss they see that "spark" well this is just the cummulation of a lot of those people. Hence the magic of it all

Why can't I take a tiki room bird as a pet?

[nicki12]

They bird has a legal contract and if he ever leaves the Tiki Room he is going to get sued.

How come I never see the Blue Fairy or Jiminy Cricket during Wishes?

[StitchFan23]

They've gone into hiding. For some strange reason, they don't like people anymore.


Why do WE have to keep an eye on Stitch in Stitch's Great Escape?

[Hypermommy]

Because you're in the service now, Trainee. Now quit asking stupid questions and do what you're told.

So now that it looks like the Wonders of Life pavillion is closed (at least for now) what's ol' General Knowledge going to do for a job?

[Veritas]

Well I know he tried out as an extra for Green Army Men.

If no pets other than assistance animals are allowed at the parks how come Pluto gets to run around with out Mickey?

[nicki12]

Its because of Mickey, he made a deal with Disney saying he will only make appearances if Pluto is allowed to as well if not Mickey quits and Disney looses billions simple as that.

How come everytime I see Beast, Belle signs my autograph book for him?

[fortuosity]

Not only is she teaching him to read, but she's also teaching him to write

I would like to pay observance to the Tiki Gods. When is Mass held at the Enchanted Tiki Room?

[BamaJenn]

Prior to Iago and Zazu taking over the Tiki Room, mass was held during the first show of the day however that has since been cancelled due to the fact that Jose believes the Gods shunned the birds of the Tiki Room by sending Iago and Zazu to begin with.

How can there be so many Dumbos flying in Fantasyland? Was he cloned?