The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[tarynkelly]

because they are done by smee!


Is the grass always greener in MK?

[nicki12]

of course, its all terf

will cinderella ever sell her castle?

[tarynkelly]

Yes, but only to me! I have just put an offer in but the realtor is holding things up.


how many choclate bars would it take to build a new main street?

[nicki12]

whenever they creat nonmelting chocolate

how come I see sleeping beauty at wdw if her castle is at dl

[Zipadeedooda]

shes taking a vacation to a real theme park

Why is mickey never in his house in toontown?

[Keasmom]

Dishwater would ruin ability to spread pixie dust.


Why can't my great dane come to the parks with me; she is part of my family and would love a good vacation.

Sorry my post is out of order, I was responding to a Tink question, but got discombobulated somehow. My apologies.

[ERich2010]

Disney only accepts Not-So-Much Danes and Just-Okay Danes, but not Great Danes.

Can I get a free trip to Disney World?

[Veritas]

Yes, just stand in the same line as "Can I not pay taxes this year? " and one of the nice associates will be right with you.

Is there a Fast Pass for Magical Express? I hate waiting in the bus line.

[StitchFan23]

Sure! Just stand over there with the other 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999,999999999999,999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999,999,999 people waiting! Always room for one more!




Why, oh, why, did Goofy choose to park his plane in a silo? (The Barnstormer)

[TheCartooner]

he likes to jump off of hieghts.

Is Indiana Jones born in Indiana?

[ChipNDale]

No, He was born in India and his grandmother was called NA so they added that on to the back of the name of his country.


Why does it smell so darn good walking down main street U.S.A?

[TheCartooner]

because monkeys wearing air freshners parade down the street at 1am .

Is Mickey White or Black? (despite his voice)

[Keasmom]

He is both and neither. Mice do not have racial or color identity so he is whatever the guest thinks him to be.

Will they ever put a full menu McDonalds in the MK?

[BamaJenn]

Yes, immediately following the conversion of the restaurant space in Italy to an Olive Garden.

How does Pal Mickey know when the parade starts? Is he telepathic?

[albino_pygmy]

You should never question the awsome powers of your Pal Mickey, and that you should listen to all his wit and wisdom and obey all his commands such as make him 5 square meals a day and buy him several stuffed friends to keep him company when you're not around, and then take him to his favorite attraction several times of It's a Small World, he absolutely adores singing dolls in 37 different languages.

It's getting colder at the World, when do you think it'll start snowing?