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They are allowed but they don't. Besides, who would want to leave Walt Disney World?
If Donald doesn't wear pants, why does he wear a towel when he gets out of the shower?
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To keep from getting cold...... not everyone likes cold duck
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Confuscious say... with every answer comes another question.
Since we don't have one..... anyone?
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Micekya nd Minnie have been dating since the lates 1920s why doesn't she tell him to Pop the question or hit the road?
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Probably 'cause she talked to Disney's intrepid lawyers who convinced her that it's more profitable she and Mickey to stay an item rather than get married. Look at what happened to Moonlighting and shows like it.
How come Disney heats the pools during the winter but can't do anything about how cold it is running back to my room?
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They did at one point have a machine to heat the enviornment around the hotels and parks, but Santa Claus came one year and complained that the heat was too much for him and Mickey told him they would stop doing that so he could do his work.
I heard the Polynesian sets up a Gingerbread house this time of year, how much is it to spend my vacation in it, and who would I talk to about that?
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I'm sorry the Gingerbread House is booked ahead, this year the Lollipop Guild is having their annual convnetion in it.
I asked the Mime in the French Pavillion for directions and he wouldn't talk to me, who can i complain to about poor guest service?
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If you had turned left passed the mime, go straight, turn right, go through the tunnel there is a Mime Complaint board... You can voice your oppion there and wait for the facial movement answer. But they might be stuck in a box and can not hear you, so please be patient while they try and get out
The Fantasmic show, is Mickey in this show?
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stupid questions game
No, his agent thought it was bad for his image so there is a "concept Mickey" in that show.
Why can't I just barge into the Royal Table and take a seat?
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Because Cinderella employees top-notch undercover security agents that would escort you to a back alley and open a can of Tigger on you. But go ahead if you like.
Any truth to the rumor that Disney's going to open the bar "Dumbo's Flight Fuel" in Fantasyland?
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Absolutely true, but you must be able to spell supercalifragilistic in three seconds, while balancing on one foot, with a finger on your nose in order to get in.
I need a little "nip" of gin to keep my day smooth, can I bring my flask through security and have a nip when I need it?
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yes you can, but you have to be younger then 1 hour old. if you are older you can't.
when will they start selling muppet puppets for cheap prices at MGM?
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Never.
Do the Bears in Country BearJamboree ever get to go out in the open, to like, cages and stuff?
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No, not any more. Ever since Big Al ate one of the employees in the '90s, Disney didn't want to take that chance again.
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Confuscious say again.. with every answer must come another question...
Anyone?
