The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[Keasmom]

How come we can never find Tattoo and Ricardo Monteblan in Fantasy World? They were everywhere on Fantasy Island. (please do not forget to answer the question and post another question, to keep tje game going)

[BamaJenn]

Fantasy Island suceded from the Fantasy World Union and thus Tatto and Ricardo Monteban have been asked to never return.

Where can I get a beer in the Magic Kingdom?

[Hypermommy]

Well, you know, many of the dwarves have nice ones. Maybe you could get one of them to donate their beard to you. Or if they won't, they don't look all that big and tough, maybe you could just take it. But then again, getting them to donate it to you would be a much nicer thing to do. You could tell them about the whole locks of love kind of thing and tell them you need a beard to..... what?.... oh... Nevermind!

With the incredible success of Soarin' I hear Disney's working on an attraction called Cruisin' and it's supposed to open in 2011 and 2012. Any idea how this is going to work?

[Keasmom]

Sure, there will be a screen and we will all sit in cars and the audio/visual/smellivision will make us think we are on a car trip through WDW Resort.

Back to BamaJenn's question about where to get a beer in the Magic Kingdom?

[MandaBella]

It's a little known fact. But on the S.S. Torture, there's a secret door inside the ride that leads to the back of Pinocchio's Village Haus. Inside there is a secret brewery to aid in your recovery after experiencing that attraction.

I've been looking all over, but I cannot seem to find Shamu...where is he?

[StitchFan23]

Try The Seven Seas Lagoon.

How do all the animatronics of Spaceship Earth fit into the ''dome?''

[BamaJenn]

The Epcot sphere is actually similar to the shrinking machine that existed at Disneyland. Internally it's actually a black hole with an exit like a worm hole and functions much in the same way in that it contains multiple worlds and multiple time planes. And here you thought you were just getting on a ride. Hah!

I want to get a picture of the park from the air but I've been told it's restricted air space so I can't fly over it. Why does Google Earth get to do it but not me?

[StitchFan23]

sorry...double post.

[StitchFan23]

They have cool badges.

Where is DreamFinder hiding?

[nicki12]

In a dream of course.

Where do you go to learn Stitch's native language?

[StitchFan23]

TimeShare. If that doesn't work, try one of those fruit stands you see on I-95.


What is inside the Sorcerer's Hat at the Studios?

[BamaJenn]

I get lost on some of these answers.... the ones that don't seem to match the question... anyway...

Answer: A giant Mickey Mouse head of course!

What time is the 3:00 parade?

[Keasmom]

Why 5:00PM of course, make sure to get a great seat in the grandstand by making advance reservations.

I thought there would be more "magic" but I have yet to see a magician, where are they and why are they so hard to find?

[StitchFan23]

They're invisible. Ever since the terrible incident of 1987, magicians in WDW hide from tourists.


How many ''Triangles'' are on the surface of the Spaceship Earth Pavilion?

[BamaJenn]

The surface of SSE is actually an illusion made to look like many triangles. In reality it's thousands of circles meshed together just perfectly to look like they have straight lines.

How can I get my picture taken with the IASW Hippo?