The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[Keasmom]

Just hop out of your boat, run over and get your photo, get in the next boat.

Is there any way to spend a night IN the Norway village at Epcot?

[MandaBella]

Yes and people are encourage to do so...if you can survive an encounter with one of the trolls. So far, no one has succeeded...

Where can I get Nemo sushi for dinner?

[Veritas]

Well since the Nautilus Ride closed down CPT Nemo is no longer employed as a Disney Sushi Chef but does own his own Steak House in the Bahamas...

Everytime I drop by to visit the Swiss Family Robison at their tree house they are gone, Do they have number I can call maybe?

[Conceited Ape]

The family will unfortunately not be returning any time soon. Long story short, the Swiss government has pulled the sponsorship of the attraction and the Robinsons have re-patriated in Geneva as part of an official protest (the next drastic measure is the impending Ricola embargo).

Didn't Davey Crockett patch up the crack in the Liberty Bell?

[wdwfns2]

Yes, and if you reach deep inside the bell you can still feel the gum he used to fix it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Mickey Mouse lollipop?

[Hypermommy]

One, two, three -- <crunch> -- it takes three licks!

Why don't they have anything interesting like lions or tigers or bears in the petting zoo at Rafiki's Planet Watch?

[Keasmom]

The kids in that come into the petting zoo scare the animals with their grabby, sticky little hands and drooly mouths. A cowaring lion, tiger or bear is bad for PR so Disney opted for tamer, more kid friendly creatures.

Would it be okay to climb the Earful Tower to take a photo?

[BamaJenn]

Yes however the steps to the top are actually sloped so that one can climb up but has to slide down. This can be a bit disconcerting at such an angle as a 90 degree drop from those heights can quite possibly result in death. But, as long as you have a good camera, the picture will live on in your memory.

I want to get autograph's from the cast of Finding Nemo the Musical, can I just hop up on stage during a musical number and request one?

[MandaBella]

No, it's best to put on your dive suit and jump into the aquarium at the Living Seas. Then, you can get them in their natural habitat. Good luck!

Can we stay inside the Tree of Life? I heard there's a suite there too, is this true?

[Keasmom]

Note to MandaBella, That would be awesome for those who love AK.

No, you cannot. The evening hours are the only time the bugs get to be free to, well, bugs. If people were staying there they might squash the bugs resulting in not enough cast members for the next day's performance.


Would Disney change a parade time if I asked really nicely? Stars and Motorcars is at an inconvenient time on our MGM schedule and we don't want to miss anything.

[MandaBella]

Yes you can! They have these suggestion boxes all over MGM. Just write down your request/idea on a piece of paper and locate one of these boxes inside the studio. Just slip your idea into the slot labelled "push." Now don't be fooled, they may look like trash cans...but I assure your message will be read and given the most sincerest consideration!

I want to scale Everest in the AK. Are they daily expeditions I can book?

thanks keasmom!

[The_Heat]

^yes, they have cars going up every several minutes, just be prepared to jump off when the cars first stop, otherwise you're in for a heck of a ride. Be prepared for a long wait though, the expidition is quite popular.

Why doesn't Disney make a park in the midwest?

[StitchFan23]

Crop circles. 'Nuff said.

Why does the clown in Small World need ''HELP?''

[Veritas]

Sound track loop. "Nuff said (lol)

How does Disney coordinate flight clearance for Alladins Carpets with the FAA?

[ChipNDale]

Due to the type fabric used in the carpets, the FAA has no clue they are even on radar. I am surprised the have flight clearance within the MK..

Why do the birds just stay in the Tiki Room? Why don't they leave and be free?