The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[Keasmom]

Well after more then 50 years of the same routine, and always being called "goofy" his mind just went, well, a little goofy. He hasn't been right since.


How do I get to be a wench in Pirates of the Carribean?

[Veritas]

You respond to the "Wenches Wanted" add in the employment section of the Pirates Pennysaver.

I'd like to book a charter flight on Goofy's Barnstormer Airlines, were is the ticketing agent?

[MandaBella]

The ticket agent's office is located near the second star to the right. Ask for Donald Duck as he was given the job for his customer service skills.

So where can I get my character meal starring Tarzan, Gaston, Hercules, Aladdin, Captain Phoebus, John Smith, etc.?

[StitchFan23]

Behind the Scenes tours. However, it's $900 to ask, and $9,000 for the meal itself.


Has anything ever been run over in Test Track?

[wdwfns2]

a couple of construction cones, a cobble stone road, oh that spider that just wouldn't move.

If we take the Keys to the Kingdom tour at the Magic Kingdom, are we allowed to bring flowers when we pay our repects to the cryogenically frozen Walt under Cinderell Castle?

[Caribbean Lady]

Silly! He's not frozen - he's on fire!

Why is Ariel's hair red?

[Keasmom]

Phytoplankton and krill and brine shrimp, which make up the largest part of the mer-person diet.


Is Pleakly a boy or a girl?

[Veritas]

Pleakly prefers not to be forced into pre-defined and steroetyped roles, but instead prefers to be thoughts of as an entity.

I'd like to arrange a charter boat for the Living Seas, what number do i call?

[StitchFan23]

867-5309. Ask for Jenny. She can instantly book a boat for you.


What would happen if a Small World singer caught a contagious disease which makes you permanently lose your voice?

[Hypermommy]

The rest of the Small World singers would try to catch the disease like that old Star Trek episode. Hey, they're tired of the song too?

I'm going to be on the Disney Magic in a few months... what kind of rides do they have in that park?

[StitchFan23]

There's a roller coaster inside the smokestacks. People who have asthma shouldn't ride. People with heart conditions or back problems are fine.


Why won't the pirate and the lady stop chasing each other? Deep down, they know they're never going to catch each other.

[Keasmom]

While, even they, understand the absolute futility of their chase, they are contractually obligated to to continue the universal boy/girl theme of "I chased you til you caught me" until at least 2099.

Will Tinkerbell ever get a Tinkerbeau?

[Veritas]

While, even they, understand the absolute futility of their chase, they are contractually obligated to to continue the universal boy/girl theme of "I chased you til you caught me" until at least 2099.

Will Tinkerbell ever get a Tinkerbeau?

Well actually Tinkerbell has been seeing a nice musician in a brass band, his name is Tinkertuba

How does Mickey deal with the jet lag from having to be in all the parks on three different continents everyday?

[ChipNDale]

Simple answer.. Red Bull! Do you know what that stuff does to a Mouse!! But once all the parks are close, you better watch out because he is going to crash like a bull!

How do the characters know what time the 3pm parade start? I see none of them wearing a watch!

[lilo88]

Its programed into there minds, so everyday at 3:00 they say "Its time for the 3:00 parade!"

Why is it that you have to change to a different monerail to go to Epcot at the TTC?