The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[elphaba]

He was never quite the same after the whole "Barnstormer" experience...

Where does Pirates of the Caribbean take place??

[TrendyMagic]

Mr Depp's backyard. (He's got a big pool!)


Why doesn't Grumpy ever smile?

[Hiddenmickeyboy]

Because of that incident on St. Patricks Day. He's been scared of goats and leprachauns ever since

Is it just me of does Minnie Mouse oddly look like Humprey Bogart?

[mini-V]

I'm afraid you have Minnie mixed up with someone else or Mr. Bogart mixed up with Mickey...or something. You are definitely the only one who thinks they look even similar.

If I have a three day pass, how many days does that give me entrance to a park?

[MandaBella]

Well if you try to use it at the MK, it'll only be good for 2 admissions since boarding the monorail and/or ferry boat boats to/from the TTC is a day's admission as well. Don't try to skip out by using the bus, they got that figured out too!

Does Mickey Mouse sell his own ears in the park?

[wdfan]

He does sell his own ears, but not in the parks. He thought he would get more if he put them on ebay.

What do the characters do when they take "breaks" from visiting with the crowds?

[disneyimagineer]

They go over to Universal to visit with their crowds.

If Star Wars was a long time ago, how come we don't have flying cars?

[MandaBella]

ssshhhh...we do, but the government and the man is keeping us down by keeping it secret. anyone who knows anything about it is never heard from ag.......

Why can't I find Big Bird and Elmo in the parks?

[smith913]

They are in the bathrooms looking for Pooh! (I know . . . it was lame!)

Where can I find that Mexico ride in Epcot?

[First Timer]

Oh i'm thinking its over somewhere in Canada!


Is it Dark in the Haunted Mansion?

[emabee]

Well, the subject matter of death is a little dark, but overall, the quips and jokes are pretty funny.

Are Space Mountain, Splash Mountain and Big Thunder Mountain real mountains?

[BamaJenn]

Yes actually. Disney paid big bucks to search for just the right heap of stone and transport it using a huge military plane, slowly lowering it down into it's new home in Orlando.

I don't have reservations at the Garden Grill but I see all sorts of characters in there, can I just run in to get their autograph? (Note, I'm taking this from real life, the last time we ate at GG there was a couple who stood outside and sent their 4 children running into the restaurant to see the characters. The CMs had to come escort them out. Seriously people... come on!)

[elphaba]

Sure! Come on in! And make sure to run around all of the tables!

Which way to the Dueling Dragons rollercoaster?

[First Timer]

Oh i think that's over in that new land called DUH!

Are there Animals at Animal Kingdom?

[smith913]

Yes! And they are cutting line, saving places for 10 other "family members", smoking in non-smoking areas, running into me everytime I turn around . . . Good Grief!!

I would like to hop out of our boat on it's a small world and get a picture of my two princesses with those cute little dolls! Will this be a problem?