The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[albino_pygmy]

Because they're allergic to pixie dust.

If I find a hidden mickey, then would it be called a found mickey or not-so-hidden mickey?

[Hiddenmickeyboy]

Actully it will not change the name. It costs $500.00 to rename every found mickey. They would use up over a milllion dollars a day!

Why whenever I go on Small World, Instead of IASW, I hear " I Wanna Rock & Roll All Night" by KISS?

[smith913]

I thought I saw Gene Simmons peeking out from behind those dolls!

Can I ride Expedition Everest, but not go backwards?

[Hiddenmickeyboy]

Sure! If you sit fowards in the beginning, then turn around in your seat when the go backwards, and then turn forwards when you are going to regular!

I thought I saw Kermit the Frog mess up his line in MV3D. Why?

[disneymaniac87]

Kermit has really bad stage fright so when there are a lot of people in the seats he gets really nervous and stumbles over his lines

Where do I apply to be one of the tour guides in Star Tours?

[DopeyDancer87]

Go to Guest services and ask for Darth Vader.


Who is the main character in the Winnie the Pooh ride?

[wdwfns2]

Mr. Toad, you can find him in Owl's treehouse talking to Owl and laying around with Pooh on the floor.

Can I rent one of Toads cars to drive around in the park?

[First Timer]

Sure you can rent it for 10,000 dollars for the first hour and 5,000 dollar every hour after!


Can I get some of the props for honey I shunk the kids playground for my own backyard?

[Hiddenmickeyboy]

Sure! If your backyard fits the requirements.

Why does the Playhouse Disney "Live" show scare me sooooooooooooooooo much?

[emabee]

Because deep down inside, you know that any minute those characters are gonna come down into the audience and beat you up.

I love the trolls in Maelstrom. Is there any way I could hire one to come to my kid's birthday party?

[disneymaniac87]

Well yeah.. but they are not "kid friendly." they like to eat them and make them disappear... which can make parents pretty upset!!

I really want to climb the Tree of Life, will I get in trouble??

[emabee]

No, but be careful when climbing it. If you get too close to the lion, he'll bite your leg off.

I know Disney has a lot of money, but how can they afford a daily dinosaur dig like in the Boneyard?

[disneyfanatic101]

Let's just say they aren't really dinosaur bones...

How come the Mickey Ear hats are smaller than Mickey's actual ears?

[Hiddenmickeyboy]

They aren't! They use forced perspective on the mickey costumes to make them " look " larger

I heard that Linkin Park is going to replace Aerosmith on R&RC. Is dat true?

[Keasmom]

They thought anout it, but all of the eighties hairbands said they would get their Still loyal fans (replete with mullet hair and humongous bangs) to boycott the parks if they tried. So, that will be a not gonna happen.

How come we can't get all the fastpasses we want first thing in the morning then just ride for the rest of the day?