The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[albino_pygmy]

Well, he may not like the deoderant you are wearing.

Why is there no Dumbo meet and greet?

For a limited time only, the Hall of Presidents has a short meet and greet with the host of the show. Make sure to stop by and say hi as he signs your autograph book upsidedown before he heads back to a Texan village wondering where their idiot went off to this time.

As for the second question:

No, I don't think he's a real yeti, although he does bear a striking resemblance to one though

Why don't characters have nametags? I forget some of their names and when I ask them their name, they won't say a word.

[emabee]

Gasp, the horror! You shouldn't have to ASK their names. They are famous in their own right and shouldn't have to announce themselves. Shame on you.

What's in the boxes when you go through the queue at Jungle Cruise?

[#1stitchfan]

Gasp, the horror! You shouldn't have to ASK their names. They are famous in their own right and shouldn't have to announce themselves. Shame on you.

What's in the boxes when you go through the queue at Jungle Cruise?

The new jokes that the captins are to learn

Why do the charicters get dressed up for the MNSSHP when they are already in costumes?????

[emabee]

What are you talking about? They're not in costume. Mickey, Minnie, Pluto, Goofy, et al....are real. Just like Santa and the Easter Bunny.

How can Stitch be in two places at one time? I heard him in the bathroom and he's also in his own show in Tomorrowland.

[Keasmom]

Disney imagineering at it's finest. (But remember, Stitch is a multi copied experiment, so there actually are lots of him).

Where in MK is the church that holds the vault that holds Walt's body? We want pics to show our friends.

[emabee]

Under the Castle. You have to have a special key to enter. (hint, it's under the mat at Muppet Vision 3D, but don't tell anyone that I told you.)

Can I get free a free Mickey Ear hat from the barbershop if it's my first time to ever get my hair cut?

[BamaJenn]

Yep you sure can, however it's doubtful that, unless your hair reaches the floor, you'll qualify unless you're an infant.

How much does Disney pay Johnny Depp to run around POTC all day?

[emabee]

Oh, luv, he does it for free, he does.

This is my first trip. Do I want to go to Disney World, Epcot, MGM or the Zoo park first?

[albino_pygmy]

Oooh, the zoo one, definately! I hear they have realistic looking animals there

If I'm not completely satisfied with my visit, can I get my money back?

[wdfan]

Well, Disney is not going to give you your money back, but you could always try diving for money in It's a Small World or in a fountain somewhere.

How do all of the characters get from park to park so fast?

[emabee]

Pixie Dust.....the go to answer for anything Magical!

How comes Snow White doesn't recognize me when I see her the day after I saw her at the Princess Storybook Breakfast?

[disneymaniac87]

Well, many do not know this, but after eating the poison apple and falling she hit her head on one of the chairs and received very serious brain damage and has short term memory loss, so she forgets people and faces in a very short period of time

When can I know as much stuff as Lou?

[BamaJenn]

There is no stupid answer for that... the answer is simply... never... sorry.

If I beg a member of the Dream Squad to give me a night in the castle?

[disneymaniac87]

will a little $$$$ be included??

Is there an underground tunnel linking DL and WDW so when the 3 o'clock parade ends at WDW all the characters can run over to DL for their 3 o'clock parade?

[emabee]

Yes. That's why all the interstates from Florida to California are under constant construction.

How come I can't find Dora at any of the parks?