The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[emabee]

I'll let A-P take this one if he's around.

[albino_pygmy]

We've always been waiting for the shipment of the good quality jokes to come in, but somehow they get mislabed or the natives take them and shove them into fortune cookies and we're always stuck with the below average jokes. The real question is, what's up with the 2 hour long lines for the jungle when you've guys heard these same lame jokes over and over again? By the way, you can call me Albino Pygmy, Albino, Pygmy, Hey You, just about anything but late for dinner or A-P (I'm not a short library catalog drawer label )

Why can't Jungle Cruise get with the times and let guests text in better jokes to their skipper?

(Btw, thanks for saving this question for me emabee )

[emabee]

We've always been waiting for the shipment of the good quality jokes to come in, but somehow they get mislabed or the natives take them and shove them into fortune cookies and we're always stuck with the below average jokes. The real question is, what's up with the 2 hour long lines for the jungle when you've guys heard these same lame jokes over and over again? By the way, you can call me Albino Pygmy, Albino, Pygmy, Hey You, just about anything but late for dinner or A-P (I'm not a short library catalog drawer label )

Why can't Jungle Cruise get with the times and let guests text in better jokes to their skipper?

(Btw, thanks for saving this question for me emabee )

You're more than welcome!

[Keasmom]

Come on now, you know there is no cellular or mobile device reception that far from reality, really now. ( And no more A-P, I promise)

With all of the screaming on ToT, how would the CM's know if there actually was a problem?

[emabee]

They don't because they don't care. See, the way you become a CM on ToT is to die on the ride. Bwah ha ha ha!

Why don't they have a Lady and the Tramp ride?

[Keasmom]

They considered it, but with the smell effects, they decided a restaurant would be better.

Why are there no chain style fast food restaurants in the parks?

[mini-V]

Not that many people eat chain, so we didn't feel it necessary to make any fast food restaurants serve it. Linking restaurants didn't seem that worthwhile either.

When can I see the changing of the characters - you know - like they do at Buckingham Palace with the guards?

[emabee]

Not that many people eat chain, so we didn't feel it necessary to make any fast food restaurants serve it. Linking restaurants didn't seem that worthwhile either.

LOL!!!!!

[emabee]

What do you mean "changing of the characters"? All of our characters are not only alive but there's only one of each character. They are really going in the back to take a break.

Why don't they have large central rest areas in the parks?

[albino_pygmy]

What about the Hall of Presidents? If that isn't a large resting place, I don't know what is.


Why doesn't Jungle Cruise have a gift shop at the end of the ride?

[emabee]

Because their shop is located in the middle of the ride. You know, where you can get a shrunken head?

Is that a real dead zebra on the Jungle Cruise?

[peanut]

Because the skippers are trained to pick your pocket as you exit the vessel. They don't want you to realize it until you get to the Tiki Birds.

Why aren't Baloo, Bagheera, and Mowgli in the Jungle ride?

[mini-V]

Because their shop is located in the middle of the ride. You know, where you can get a shrunken head?

Oh I thought the real gift was being able to get off the ride.

Is that a real dead zebra on the Jungle Cruise?

It's either a really dead zebra or a really lazy one 'cause he hasn't moved since I took a jungle cruise many years ago for the first time.

How is it that there's a princess living in the castle where you usually heard about "the King of the Castle"?

[Keasmom]

It was too hard for WDW to get boys interested in crowns and royal robes and great palaces, whereas girls love playing dress up, so they went with profitability over accepted norms.

Why are there boats for Peter Pan's magic flight?


(The chain restaurant answer is totally funny, great answer Mini-V)

[emabee]

Because airplanes weren't invented during Peter Pan's lifetime. They have to keep this as realistic as possible. It's not like you're in a make-believe place.

What is Pixie Dust? Will it get me all dirty?