We've always been waiting for the shipment of the good quality jokes to come in, but somehow they get mislabed or the natives take them and shove them into fortune cookies and we're always stuck with the below average jokes. The real question is, what's up with the 2 hour long lines for the jungle when you've guys heard these same lame jokes over and over again? By the way, you can call me Albino Pygmy, Albino, Pygmy, Hey You, just about anything but late for dinner or A-P (I'm not a short library catalog drawer label )
Why can't Jungle Cruise get with the times and let guests text in better jokes to their skipper?
(Btw, thanks for saving this question for me emabee )