The Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Game - DISNEY Style!

[emabee]

Yes, of course. Disney wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.

Are there seriously 999 ghosts at the Haunted Mansion?

[wdfan]

Yes, but I don't know if there is really room for one more, it seems pretty crowded in the graveyard.

Has anyone ever gotten hit by a cannonball in Pirates of the Caribbean?

[emabee]

Only a drunk pirate...which is why you don't see him on the ride. His name was Wally. Rest in Peace.

Did the Swiss Family Robinson really live in that tree?

[wdfan]

Yes, but they got sick of all of these strangers coming in there house wearing mouse ears, so they left

Those caves on Tom Sawyer island are pretty thin, what happens if I get stuck?

[disneymaniac87]

You cannot get stuck! Those caves are magical so when you are go through you automatically shrink to fit through them!!

If I stalk one of those people who give out the night in the Cinderella Castle, do you think I could win?

[emabee]

Sure, but don't be surprised if they take you backstage and leave you locked in a little room for seven hours without a potty break or snacks or allowing you to see your family. If a cop comes in, don't worry, it's all part of the show. You might even get the special prize of "Being Barred From Any and All Disney Properties For All Eternity". Good luck!

OMGoodness, what are mouse ears?

[peanut]

They are similar to Elephant Ears, but you put cheese on them instead of powdered sugar.

Where can I find Drake and Josh?

[wdfan]

Drake and Josh usually hide out backstage in Disney's Hollywood Studios. Just find a door that says cast members only and see if you can find them.

Is it safe to put your hands up on Space Mountain?

[disneymaniac87]

Sure... Just watch the track when do that.. You might lose your hands!!

Do we REALLY defeat Zurg when we play Buzz Lightyear?

[wdfan]

Obviously not. I've been on that ride multiple times, and each time, I'm still trying to beat him! He must be defeated!

I went to tomorrowland one day and it was a lot of fun. When I woke up the next day, everything was the same! Will we ever get to tomorrow?

[emabee]

In an alternate universe, you already are in tomorrow.

What happened to Mr. Toad's Wild Ride? Last time I was there, I rode it like 6 times.

[wdfan]

Unfortunately, Mr. Toad got a little too wild, and ended up destroying everything. Because of that, he is now one of the 999 happy haunts.

I thought there was only one magic carpet. Where did all of the other ones on the ride come from?

[ERich2010]

They are the discount off-brand magic carpets called Flying Carpets.

Where can I find Captain EO?

[mini-V]

Captain EO can only be found in the dusty cobwebs of your memory.

What are the most number of times that an annual passholder may visit WDW?

[smith913]

You may only visit annually. That's it. One time. No more, no less!

Did the wand at Spaceship Earth fall off?!