Make Up A Disney Rumor

[fungus_01]

LOL! These are hillarious!

Rumors are that Minnie Mouse is finally tying the knot, but not with her long-time boyfriend Mickey, but to notorious pirate-du-jour Captain Jack Sparrow! As a tie-in to Disney's "Year Of A Million Dreams" campaign, the couple will have their nuptuals in a ceremony in front of Cinderella's Castle and park guests will be invited to a property wide reception and party.

[tawnilai]

it was broadcasted this morning that they found walts frozen body under cinderellas castle and he will be brought back to life with modern technology and reside in disneyland above the firestation

[Veritas]

OrlanD'oh News Now reports that The Disney Corporation is considering a business venture with The Florida Citrus Growers Association to create a character to promote citrus products.

[CameronKyle]

NASA scientists are teaming up with Disney Imagineers to build a theme park on the moon, after terraforming a large crater in the shape of the famous mouse!

[Veritas]

Disney is examning the idea of priximity alarms for small children. The alarm sound off and buzzes when the child gets more than 5 feet from their parent or guardian.

[vixen101485]

Disney is examning the idea of priximity alarms for small children. The alarm sound off and buzzes when the child gets more than 5 feet from their parent or guardian.

Did you know that there is really an existing product similar to that in that you can press a button and the kid's one beeps..lol

I hear that they will open up the moat around the castle as a new swimming area since the lakes are not safe to swim in.

[Veritas]

[quote=vixen101485;534394]Did you know that there is really an existing product similar to that in that you can press a button and the kid's one beeps..lol

I'll bet if they made one that delivered a "Mild Shock" to surly teeanagers it would sell out in 5 minutes.

[StitchFan23]

Rumor has it that, just for kicks and laughs, Disney will make up a 2-Second boat Ride............taking up half the space of the park and destroying beloved classics.

[albino_pygmy]

We all know that people get worn out from rushing through the parks to hit all the major attractions, etc. Therefore, WDW will remove half of the major attractions to help ease everyone's vacation time and their feet. Each of the attractions planned to be removed will be converted into A/C shelters providing cool air, shade, and a comfy place to sit. So expect to see sequals of the ever famous Hall of Presidents taking over Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin, Phillharmagic, Pirates of the Carribean, Mission Space, Soarin, Rockin Rollercoaster, Star Tours, Dinosaur, Tough to be a Bug, and half of Harambe Village, all will be included in phase one of this project. You don't want to know about phase 2 yet. Something along the lines of paving over more land for more parking spaces.

[StitchFan23]

We all know that people get worn out from rushing through the parks to hit all the major attractions, etc. Therefore, WDW will remove half of the major attractions to help ease everyone's vacation time and their feet. Each of the attractions planned to be removed will be converted into A/C shelters providing cool air, shade, and a comfy place to sit. So expect to see sequals of the ever famous Hall of Presidents taking over Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin, Phillharmagic, Pirates of the Carribean, Mission Space, Soarin, Rockin Rollercoaster, Star Tours, Dinosaur, Tough to be a Bug, and half of Harambe Village, all will be included in phase one of this project. You don't want to know about phase 2 yet. Something along the lines of paving over more land for more parking spaces.

That'd be TERRIBLE! Thank god it's not happening!

[disney fanatic]

They are changing the name to our favorite park, Walt Disney World to Pixar World.

[StitchFan23]

even worse!

[jturnipseed]

They are installing a new high speed monorail, with sleeper cars, so you can go from Disneyworld to Disneyland over night.

[BamaJenn]

They are installing a new high speed monorail, with sleeper cars, so you can go from Disneyworld to Disneyland over night.

Ok now that one would just be so cool if it were true. LOL!

I heard last night that WDI was planning to open a new park. It's going to be called "The Magic Queendom" but like the MK will have no King or Queen, just a princess.

[Veritas]

Disney is considering a move to open an accredited program in Hotel Management and Hosptitality. it will begin with a an Associates Degree program and with expansion end up a Masters Degree program with an MBA specialty. this will be run throught he Disney institue and Graduates will ahve the option of working for the Disney Corproation or be cast members at Tower of terror...