In a move to save money, all parks will "go green". Fallen leaves will replace toilet paper, and paper towels, candles will light paths and all rides will shut down one hour early to reduce the carbon footprint of so many environment destroying humans. Disney also plans to recycle all sewage into Mickey's Special Fertilizer which will be used on the property and available for home garden use so we can all grow like Mickey. Portions at restaurants will shrink by 25% to help with the nationwide obesity problem and there will no longer be an all you can eat buffett- anywhere on WDW property. You will now be given an "as much as you should eat" portion and told to leave. More cost cutting, environmentally friendly reductions are in the works.