Make Up A Disney Rumor

[Veritas]

An un-named source who is a mechanical engineer hinted that Disney Corporation was exploring building a Self Contained Disney Park Experience. The source indicated that the self contained concept consisted of a resort built under a geodesic dome allowing for complete climate control. Also noted that if the Disney Dome was built it would require certain structural reinforcement to guard against amok artic animals.

[fortuosity]

Disney is in negotiations with the NFL to purchase Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They shall move them to Orlando and rename them the "Mouseketeers."

[BamaJenn]

In a rush emergency meeting it was decided this morning that all attractions in Tomorrowland will be shut down until tomorrow.

[Caribbean Lady]

Someone just declared that it was dumb to have water on Splash Mountain. It has since been drained and called "Thorn Mountain"

[BamaJenn]

Disney has just announced the building of "Disney City", a New York-like place to live, work and play. All street lamps will be mickey ears, all buildings will be Disney themed, all streets will be Disney named and there will be a parade every hour on the hour on "Parade Street".

[04CP_ Nolan]

Disney is apparently branching out in their Motor Sports Division and are trying to buy the naming rights to Nascar's premiere racing league. If this occurs, it will be known as Nascar's Disney Racing League.

[Keasmom]

In a radical move to get more people into the Hall of Presidents, Disney has suthorized an animated Walt be added to the line up. The Disney theory is he was a president of the company and more people like him the the actual presidents so, why not? He will be the last speaker so that everyone stays til the end of the show.

[BamaJenn]

To attempt to help with crowd control, Disney Execs have decided to issue tickets for a specific time frame unless you pay for the more expensive "full day" pass. Normal tickets will now come printed with your designated time to visit said park. Each guest will be given at random a minimum of 2 hours and a maximum of 6 hours in the park of their choice.

[mini-V]

In an effort to make "Take an Imagineer to Dinner" more available to greater number of guests, Disney cast members have signed on to "Take a Cast Member to Dinner". Guests can stop by Guest Relations to check who is available for a meal at a particular time at a particular restaurant. The guest signs up for a meet. Cost of the meal depends on the type of position the cast member holds.

[BamaJenn]

In an effort to make "Take an Imagineer to Dinner" more available to greater number of guests, Disney cast members have signed on to "Take a Cast Member to Dinner". Guests can stop by Guest Relations to check who is available for a meal at a particular time at a particular restaurant. The guest signs up for a meet. Cost of the meal depends on the type of position the cast member holds.

I could see this happening... I could also see them posting pictures of each CM for you to pick from and me going in and finding some young good looking guy to eat with. LOL!!!

[mini-V]

I could see this happening... I could also see them posting pictures of each CM for you to pick from and me going in and finding some young good looking guy to eat with. LOL!!!

I'd like to enact this as soon as I get hired. It would help stretch my paycheck and that would be one meal I wouldn't have to cook.

[BamaJenn]

In a press release this morning it was announced that Disney would be refurbing the space that once housed Mission to Mars, Alien Encounter and Stitch's Great Escape once again. The new attraction will be called Stitch's Encounter with Mars and will be based off the Mars Rover missions, except with Stitch at the wheel. Funds are limited so riders can pretty much just expect a large red ball hanging from the ceiling with little foam squares acting as the rovers. The Stitch animatronic will be replaced with an animatronic of a Nasa Engineer droning on and on about rocks and atmosphere. It's anticipated to last only a few years before everyone hates it and a refurb needs to be done again.

[albino_pygmy]

5 new skippers recently hired, all 5 said to be related to some sort of a nut, or Bean, or maybe both? If these new skips are proven funny, they will replace all current skippers with these new breed of nutty Bean Skippers, not to be consufsed with Skippy Beanuttybutter who has long since been caught in a jam between two slices of bread.

[BamaJenn]

5 new skippers recently hired, all 5 said to be related to some sort of a nut, or Bean, or maybe both? If these new skips are proven funny, they will replace all current skippers with these new breed of nutty Bean Skippers, not to be consufsed with Skippy Beanuttybutter who has long since been caught in a jam between two slices of bread.

[albino_pygmy]

After gaining much attention with adding American Idol to Hollywood Studios, Disney found a quick and easy solution to fix an attraction desperately in need of repair, Jungle Cruise. They will close it down for a scheduled 'refurb' soon, but what's really going on is they're removing all the animals and clearing out places for people to 'camp out,' plus a few 'survival obstacle courses' scattered throughout Adventureland, including but not limited to remodelling the Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse as a time trial obstacle with some extra surprises along the way up, and then zip line down back to the island and swim your way back to your shore and light your teams torch before the other team does. The Survivor Experience will open up next year, with the grand prize which is "they'll put a good word in for you" which isn't a gurantee into the next season's show, but still better than nothing. Those who can affoard to spend 39 consecutive days in the former Jungle Cruise islands and surive off the land could potentially win a shot to being on Survivor. You will need to be fit enough to ride Mission Space, Orange side, able to look good in a bathing suit, and have enough money to pay for the special 39 day long ticket which is now at a low low price of only $100,000 for the experience of a lifetime, and if you win, you could have a chance to win it back, and $900,000 more! For those that just want to watch, they can from a safe distance in the former Jungle Cruise queue with access to the upstairs portion and viewfinders which will cost you a Shrunken Ned token which is 2 dollars each.