dzneynut - you are up!
Original Jose Barker Bird Dialogue
(part of Jose's original spiel)
Your attention please!
One show for you to see.
One for you and everyone.
Awk! Awk! Inside. I say inside.
You sit down on your tail feathers.
You see more than 200 flowers, Tikis,
and all my relations.
Those amazing birds. They come to life.
For 17 minutes.
No one takes a siesta. Especially the audience.
Wait 'till you hear the Tikis do the Hawaiian War Chant.
Si! That is what everyone is saying about, awk! Awk!
The Tiki Room.
Awk! Aloha! Aloha!
I do not know what that means but I like the sound.
Aloha! Come to the Tiki Room! Fly to the Tiki Room!
This has been a recording!
Awk! Awk! Awk!
Stop walking while I'm squawking!
Aloha! It is time for me to tell you all about The Tiki Room.
It is a show brought to you by Audio-Animatronics, which is a big word.
But believe you me, it is even harder to explain.
...connected to the capacitor. The capacitor's connected to the transformer.
The transformer's connected to the toggle switch.
The toggle switch connected to the antennae.
The antennae connected to the control track.
The control track connected to the bird brain.
The bird brain connected to the tape deck.
The tape deck connected to...
Awk! I blew a fuse. Blew a fuse. Blew a fuse.
Turn me off. Blew a fuse. Blew a fuse.
Turn me off.
Blew a fuse.