The Incredibles Mysteries – The Final Chapters


FARMER JOE

Are you sure, Dusty?

FARMER DUSTY

I tell ya, I saw him with my own eyes when I came out of the house. The scarecrow opened the gate and chased all the animals out. Then he ran off into the cornfield, laughing menacingly. I did manage to get all the animals back except for Matilda.

FARMER JOE

Speaking of Matilda, where is she?

SYNDROME <scared-nervous look>

Uh-oh…oh, no.

ALEU

We’re in trouble now, I know it. <also looks scared>

MR INCREDIBLE

Eh, what trouble?

ELASTIC GIRL

Did you find the lost sheep, Buddy?

SYNDROME

Well, I ahh…<mimics Charlie Brown’s famous line> that is, yes and no.

FROZONE

Huh? <confused> What do you mean, yes and no?

SYNDROME <explains>

She was grazing nearby when we found her. The mascot sneezed, scared her into running off into the cornfield.

ALEU

Sorry…<innocent look>

FROZONE

Oh…blame it on the shewolf, huh?

ALEU

Hey-hey-hey! <mimics Fat Albert> Not my fault she ran off when I sneezed. At least we did try to capture her.

MR INCREDIBLE

And then what happened? <curious>

SYNDROME

Then some wierd stranger calling himself Fortunato the Great pops out of nowhere, scaring us s***less.


Before FroZone, Elastic Girl or Incredible could say more about who Fortunato was, it was Joe who explained.


FARMER JOE

He’s the artist of Metroville I was telling you about, the one who gave me the drawing of the maze.

ELASTIC GIRL

Of course, he’s the genius who creates living artwork for the museum downtown. I’ve been in to see many of his works.

FARMER JOE

Yes, Helen. Once I finished making it, he got angry and accused me of not giving him credit and half the money it makes. Well, enough blah-blah-blah…I’d better go find Matilda.


He walks away in search of his lost sheep as Dusty rambled on about the wierd sightings of the mysterious scarecrow.


FARMER DUSTY

I tell ya, that scarecrow was the strangest thing I’d ever did see. I have been on this farm going on 30 years now. But this is the first time I’ve seen a scarecrow come to life. Then again, I’m getting used to seeing lots of things around these parts.

ELASTIC GIRL

Like what?

FARMER DUSTY

A 3D maze cut into a cornfield. Stupidest thing I ever heard. Now we’ll have rude city folks trampling everywhere and upsetting the animals. It’s like I told my brother a thousand times…

FARMER JOE

This is a farm, not a zoo.


Joe arrived on the scene with Matilda following obediantly by his side like a dog or cat following its master. He nudged the sheep back into the enclosure and locked the gate.


FARMER JOE

My brother is always worried about the animals.

FARMER DUSTY

Well, someone’s got to be. I’m out here every morning with the chickens, horses, cows, pigs, sheep, goats. Did you ever consider how upsetting this maze is going to be to them? Then there is that mysterious scarecrow frightening guests as they drive up onto the property or spooking animals. Who knows what else he’ll do next?

FARMER JOE

Dusty, why don’t you make sure the animals are okay and then finish your chores?

FARMER DUSTY

As you wish, bro. <nods and starts to walk away>

FARMER JOE

In the meantime, I’m going to show these superheroes the maze.

ELASTIC GIRL

Groovy, I can’t wait to see it.


Joe led the supers to the back of the farmhouse. There, he opened a small box mounted on the siding and took out a microphone. Flipping a master switch to the “ON” position he began to speak.


FARMER JOE

Ladies and gentlemen, attention please…<voice echoes through loudspeakers>…it is time to join us at the maze entrance.


As he put away the microphone back into its storage compartment he added.


FARMER JOE

I put this in so people in the maze can hear my announcements. In case they lose track of time or something.


Now, he led Incredible, Elastic Girl, FroZone and Syndrome to the edge of the cornfield where a scarecrow stood guard like a sentinel keeping watch on his post on guard-duty. It was holding a sign that read THIS WAY next to a pathway.


ALEU

Oh, no…<starts to panic>

FARMER JOE

Don’t be afraid, Aleu. None of these scarecrows are alive, why should they? If they were, crows would be frightened away from the fields by their antics of arm-waving, shouting & yelling, etc.

SYNDROME

Thank goodness for that. <sighs in relief, then adds> Wait a second, you mean there are more?!!

FARMER JOE

Sure, I’ve got scarecrows all over the place. They’ve got instructions telling people which way to go and so forth.


The gang followed Farmer Joe down the short pathway to a small clearing in the cornfield. A giant GREAT DALRYMPLE 3D CORN MAZE banner stood over a break in the row of stalks. Reporters and camerapeople were there, rehearsing in front of the cameras, taking pictures or jotting down in notebooks.


FARMER JOE

Here we are, my friends.

ALEU

We are? <puzzled> I don’t see any maze here.

SYNDROME

All I see is more stalks towering over all, what gives? <shrugs>

FROZONE

That’s the main entrance to the maze, Buddy. If you wanted to see the whole thing, you would have to be a hundred feet in the air from above.

SYNDROME

Uh-huh…hey, <glares> stop calling me Buddy!

FROZONE

Oops, sorry man. <shrugs helplessly>

NEWS REPORTER <facing the cameracrew>

Hey, Joe. I’ve got a question! What happens if you get lost?

FARMER JOE

Each of the scarecrows within the maze have hidden instructions inside their jackets, I mean their pockets. That way you could see how many steps to take in any direction to guide yourself and your friends & family to the EXIT.

NEWS REPORTER

When can we have a look?

FARMER JOE

Right now. Ladies and gentlemen, gather round for the Great Dalrymple 3D Corn Maze is about to open!


TO BE CONTINUED…





THE INCREDIBLES MYSTERIES

“Farmyard Fright – Part 4”


Farmer Joe walked over to the main entrance of the 3D maze just below the banner. A scarecrow stood next to the entrance, holding a handpainted ENTER HERE sign. A yellow ribbon attached to two cornstalks hung across the entrance.


FARMER JOE

Friends, it is my great pleasure to welcome you to the Great Dalrymple 3D Corn Maze. I’m proud of it and believe it will provide children and adults with hours of fun in trying to nagivate their way from START to FINISH. And now to assist me in the official opening, I’d like to have Mrs. Parr do the honors.

ELASTIC GIRL <startled>

Me?

MR INCREDIBLE

Go on, honey. As they say in Hollywood, that’s your cue.


Everyone clapped as Helen walked over to stand beside Farmer Joe. He produced a pair of hedge clippers from his back pocket and handed them to her.


FARMER JOE

Make sure you get a good shot of this for the front page edition. <reminds photographers> One…two…


Suddenly, without warning a loud angry growl erupted from close by. At that same moment the scarecrow holding the ENTER HERE sign came to life, tearing through the yellow ribbon.


SCARECROW

You foolish imbeciles! I warned you before to leave or pay the ultimate price for defying my warning. Therefore, you will all pay dearly, suffer the consequences. Every hour you remain here, shall become my hostages! I will not stop until this maze closes down forever, or else…I’ll destroy it myself, hahahahahahaah!!!


Then the scarecrow grabbed Elastic Girl before she could defend herself.


ELASTIC GIRL

Hey! Put me down, you stupid villian!

MR INCREDIBLE

Unhand my wife, let her go! <goes to her rescue>


Unfortunately the scarecrow struck first, lashing out with a powerful tornado kick that caught Incredible squarely in the midsection, driving him backwards onto the ground hard, stunning him in the process. FroZone closed in to stop the villian.


FROZONE

Nobody hits my blood-brother and gets away with it, dude! Prepare for the big freeze treatment.

SCARECROW

Hah, I dare you to stop me, foolish mortal.

FROZONE

Okay, in that case…here’s one in your face, sucker!


He thrust both hands, palms outward releasing a mist of ice-snow directly at the scarecrow who sidestepped aside neatly with ease. Then as FroZone prepared to attack again, the scarecrow retaliated back, spinning in a circle motion and backfisting the ice-master in the upper chest and face area that sent him crashing to the ground too. Then, before Syndrome could react quickly to save his friend, the creature dissapeared into the field of corn, laughing evilly until it was gone from sight. Meanwhile the reporters and cameracrew were so shocked and stunned at what they just witnessed they didn’t bother taking pictures or shooting video footage, but instead made a beeline for their cars and trucks in the driveway.


FARMER JOE

Wait! Where are you all going?

REPORTER

To get the story about the haunted farmyard and its ghost-scarecrow who haunts it! <yells back>


In seconds, they were all gone. All that is except for Incredible, now back on his feet again, mad as h*** about being knocked down by a scarecrow who kidnapped his wife and ready to fight. So too was FroZone who was pissed off about being struck in the kisser by that creature and wanted payback. Together they, along with Syndrome and Aleu ran up to the maze’s entrance.


MR INCREDIBLE

We’ve got to save Helen!

SYNDROME

I’m with you, boss. And get our gloved hands on that cursed scarecrow, ha-hah!

FARMER JOE

Not so fast, hold on there. That maze is so complex, they could be anywhere by now. You could spend hours wandering around and never find them in time.

MR INCREDIBLE

Hmm, maybe you have a point there. Could I see the blueprints for the maze?

FARMER JOE

Certainly, you only had to ask. <hands them over>

MR INCREDIBLE

In the meantime…FroZone, you, Aleu and Syndrome start searching for Elastic Girl. If you get lost, check with the scarecrows.

FROZONE

Yes sir! <gives salute> Let’s go, you two.


Incredible and Farmer Joe hurried back to the farmhouse. FroZone, Syndrome and Aleu walked into the maze and followed a pathway a short distance. As they did, Buddy noticed something red hanging from one of the stalks. He used the powers of his imobile ray to levitate the object into his outstreched hands.


SYNDOME

What have we here? <examines object> Hmm, that Farmer Joe sure thought of everything. He even put out hankies so we could mop ourselves in case we get sweaty.

FROZONE

That’s no hanky, Buddy. That’s a clue.

SYNDROME

Huh? <suprised look> A clue?

ALEU

I guess, looks like one to me.

FROZONE

Elastic Girl pulled it out of the scarecrow’s jacket pocket to tell us which way to go.

SYNDROME

Now that we know, what do you say we stop for a quick pick-me-up? Hey, mascot, you want corn?

ALEU

Nah, not yet.

FROZONE

This is no time for fun and games. Once we find Helen and the scarecrow, I’ll bet Joe will start the barbeque buffet.

SYNDROME

Then what are we waiting for? Come on, Aleu.

ALEU

Find and rescue Elastic Girl! Aarroooooooooo! <howls her cry>


TO BE CONTINUED…



THE INCREDIBLES MYSTERIES

“Farmyard Fright – Part 5”


FroZone, Syndrome and Aleu continued through the maze. They followed the path to a fork or intersection where they saw another scarecrow pointing in opposite directions.


FROZONE

Oh, dear. No clues from Elastic Girl to help us this time. I think we’d better split up now. Syndrome and Aleu, you follow the path to the left. I’ll take the right. If you see anything, give a yell and I’ll find you by following your voices.

SYNDROME

You got it, ice-master. Let’s go, Aleu. Maybe you can use that nose to sniff the way to Helen.


The shewolf put her nose to the ground and started sniffing around. Unfortunately she could not pick up any scent at the moment until a piece of hay tickled her nose and she sneezed again.


ALEU

Ah-ah-ah-ahhhh-chooooooo!!! <wrinkles face several times, sniffs couple of times> Ahhh, much better. <sighs>


She put her nose back to the ground and started sniffing again. Immediately she detected a scent and started moving so fast that Syndrome had to jog to keep pace.


SYNDROME

Atta girl, Aleu, I knew you could do it. First we’ll find Elastic Girl and then find lunch.


At that precise moment, the wolf stopped dead in her tracks, a confused-puzzled look on her face.


SYNDROME

What is it, mascot? Is she here?

ALEU

Sorry, lost the trail. <shrugs helplessly>

SYNDROME

Terriffic, brilliant. <defeated angry look> At least you tried your best anyway. Now how do we return to the entrance to find FroZone?

ALEU

I dunno…

SYNDROME

What?!! <shocked look> You mean you can’t remember the way out? <throws up hands> Can’t you try following the scent in reverse?


Before Aleu could protest or retort in reply to her master’s insult there came a rustling sound from the stalks.


SYNDROME

Huh?!! <panicked look> Did you hear something?

ALEU

Yeah, I did. <scared look>

SYNDROME

What are the chances or odds that it’s Matilda again.


The rustling noises got louder and closer. Both master and pet got scared as they looked around in all directions.


ALEU

Uh, I think we’d better tip-toe outta here before anything happens.


So they started backpedaling down the pathway, watching the cornstalks for sudden movements. After a few yards, Syndrome collided with something.


SYNDROME

Uh-oh…oh, no. <freezes>


He looked between his legs and saw the legs of the scarecrow standing behind him! Aleu spun about and saw the same creature and gasped!


ALEU

Aaaaaaaaaah! It’s him, the haunted scarecrow!

SYNDROME

Aaaaaaaaugh! <screams like Charlie Brown> Get me out of here!


He activated his boot thruster rockets and took off full tilt, scooping the shewolf in his arms as he attempted to escape the scarecrow which began chasing them up and down the twists and turns of the 3D maze.


SYNDROME <calls out>

Heeeelp! Incredible, FroZone, Elastic Girl, heeeeeeelp!


TO BE CONTINUED…





THE INCREDIBLES MYSTERIES

“Farmyard Fright – Part 6”


By the time Syndrome glanced back over his shoulders to see if they were still being pursued there was no sign of the haunted scarecrow chasing them anymore. It seemed they lost the creature within the maze itself.


SYNDROME

Okay, we can stop. I think we lost him. <deactivates his boot thruster packs>

ALEU

Thank goodness for that, master. I didn’t think we would get rid of that thing chasing us.

SYNDROME

Uh-huh, <agrees> I’d better put you down, you’re getting too heavy to carry, my arms are getting tired.

ALEU

Sorry…<appologizes> but thanks for helping me back there anyway.


As master and pet began breathing in and out slowly, trying to calm down their beating hearts and pulse rate to normal there came more rustling noises in the stalks.


ALEU

Good grief, he’s found us again.

SYNDROME

Oh, noooo…here we go again!


Even as they prepared to run again, someone familiar burst through the stalks, that someone was wearing a red-orange costume with black tights-gloves-boots and facemask. And, it was a woman!


SYNDROME

Elastic Girl! <suprised to see her> And I thought you were the scarecrow coming to chase us again.

ALEU

Yeah, thanks alot.


She leaps onto Helen and started licking her face, tail wagging playfully.


ELASTIC GIRL

Down girl, down Aleu. <pushes her off> Shhh, quiet now or he will find us for sure.


She motioned for Aleu and Syndrome to follow her. A few steps down the path, Elastic Girl noticed a piece of paper on the ground. She picked up the paper, unfolded it and exclaimed.


ELASTIC GIRL

Outta sight! The scarecrow dropped this when he was chasing you through the maze.

SYNDROME

Huh? <curious>

ALEU

What is it, madame?

ELASTIC GIRL

Look, <shows them> it’s the way out of here, to the EXIT. Follow me.


Looking down at the paper every so often, Helen led her friends through the maze until they emerged through another opening where a banner hung over two stalks depicting EXIT.


SYNDROME

I don’t know how to say this, but…thanks for saving us.

ALEU

Thanks. <licks her again>

ELASTIC GIRL

You’re welcome, mascot. <then adds> Where’s FroZone and Bob?

ALEU <explains>

Incredible went back to the farmhouse with Farmer Joe. Then we got seperated from FroZone in the maze.

SYNDROME

Zoinks! I hope the scarecrow didn’t get him.

FROZONE

Didn’t get whom?!! <emerges from the EXIT> Don’t worry, he did not. I could not find anymore clues so I followed directions in the pockets of the other harmless scarecrows throughout the maze.


At that same moment, Bob Parr came into the clearing from the farmhouse pathway and was suprised to see his wife standing there waiting for him.


MR INCREDIBLE

Helen! <runs to embrace her> Am I glad to see you. Are you all right?

ELASTIC GIRL

I’m fine, dear. <hugs him back> I managed to get away from the haunted scarecrow after he put me down to rest. Then after Buddy and Aleu found me, I discovered this clue.


She shows her friends the folded piece of paper.


SYNDROME

Wait a second! <recognizes it> That’s the picture or drawing the kooky artist showed us before.

ALEU

But what are all those numbers and letters along the bottom? What do they mean?

MR INCREDIBLE

It means we are one step closer to solving our first mystery. I just finished studying Farmer Joe’s map of the maze and I leaned one important thing.

ELASTIC GIRL

What’s that, Bob?

MR INCREDIBLE

The maze has only one solution. That means there’s onle one correct pathway from START to FINISH.

SYNDROME

So, all we have to do is lock the entrance and wait for that scarecrow to come back, right?

FROZONE

You can’t lock cornstalks.

SYNDROME

Oh, no? <frowns> Then what’s that key for anyway, eh?

FROZONE

Huh, what key? <looks around>

ALEU

That one. <she points>


A key lay on the ground next to the entrance. It was beside a piece of torn yellow ribbon. The ice master knelt down and picked up the key for examination.


FROZONE

Way to go, partner. <high fives him> You just solved the mystery.

SYNDROME

Cool, I did? <looks suprised>

MR INCREDIBLE

Yes, you did. And if that piece of paper means what I think it means, we don’t have much time. It’s time to bait and set a trap.


TO BE CONTINUED…




THE INCREDIBLES MYSTERIES

“Farmyard Fright – Part 7”


MR INCREDIBLE <explains gameplan strategy>

Sooner or later, the scarecrow is going to come out of the maze. Our job is to get him to come out sooner.

SYNDROME

And how are we going to do that? Or don’t I want to know?

MR INCREDIBLE

We’ll pretend more visitors have arrived, and they’re going to take a hayride.

SYNDROME

Hah, sorry Incredible, but I don’t think the scarecrow is in any mood for hayrides.

FROZONE

No, but he will be in the mood to frighten the riders.

MR INCREDIBLE

Right, and that’s where you and Aleu come in. When the scarecrow comes out of the maze, Aleu, get him to chase you over to the hayride wagon. Syndrome and I will be waiting there. When he shows up, we’ll ambush him by throwing one of the burlap sacks over him.

ALEU

Congratulations, Bob. You’ve done it.

MR INCREDIBLE

Done what?

ALEU

Come up with some stupid plan I want nothing to do with.

ELASTIC GIRL

Is that so.

ALEU

Yup.

ELASTIC GIRL

I’m sorry to hear that, mascot. In addition to the barbeque buffet I was going to offer you a wolf snack for helping us. But if you’re not interested…

ALEU

Wait! I’ll do it.

ELASTIC GIRL

Thanks, you are the bravest wolf around.


Helen took a flavored biscut from the box she always carried with her and tossed it into the air. Aleu waited until the last second before it struck the ground by snatching it out of midair with her tounge.


SYNDROME

Whoo-hoo! Now that was some move.

MR INCREDIBLE

Enough kidding around, supers. We’d better get a move on.

ELASTIC GIRL

I’ll ask Farmer Joe to help us.

FROZONE

And I’ll go get a burlap back from behind the farmhouse. I’ll meet you by the hayride wagon.


Both the ice master and rubber-woman ran down the pathway leading back to the farmhouse.


MR INCREDIBLE

Since there’s one way out of the maze, Aleu you wait for the scarecrow here. When he comes out, get him to chase you down the pathway. Run over to the hayride wagon and we’ll do the rest.

ALEU

You’re the boss.


Buddy and Bob walked down the pathway to get into place. Moments later the voice of Farmer Joe came over the loudspeakers again.


FARMER JOE <voice over speakers>

Welcome, newcomers to Dalrymple Farm. Before we open the maze, please join us behind the farmhouse for a good old fashioned hayride.


Aleu sat in front of the maze, waiting patiently for the scarecrow. Soon she heard the familiar sound of rustling of the stalks that meant something was coming. At that moment the scarecrow burst through the middle of a row of stalks and ran at the wolf.


ALEU

Aaaaaaaaaah! <howls in terror and ran>


The shewolf ran down the path back to the farmhouse. When she came out the other end, Aleu turned left and ran toward the hayride wagon where Syndrome was sitting on the tractor, wearing a straw hat.


SYNDROME

Over here, Aleu! I got the engine on and running.


The wolf jumped into the wagon. Before the scarecrow could follow, Incredible popped up and tossed a burlap sack over his head. But that didn’t stop the creature, he tore the sack apart and jumped onto the wagon, dropkicking Incredible hard in the chest, knocking him to the ground again! Then it turned on Aleu.


The wolf was so scared she jumped up and released the emergency brake accidentally. The tractor lurched forward, sending Syndrome tumbling off into the dirt. As the scarecrow turned to attack him, Aleu snarled.


ALEU

Grrrrrrrrrr, stay away from my master!


Then she kicked a clump of hay into the face of the creature, disorientating the scarecrow for a second or two, which allowed the shewolf to vault into the driver’s seat. The machine was still moving so Aleu began steering it all over the farm, trying to make the creature lose its balance. Instead the scarecrow unhooked the wagon from the tractor, then sprang forward to attack Aleu who ducked aside, losing control of the steering wheel.


The next thing Aleu knew, the tractor crashed full tilt into an enormous haystack! Simultanously the scarecrow was catapaulted from the machine and hit the ground with a thud. Incredible and Syndrome rushed over and while Buddy used his imobile ray to subdue the scarecrow, Bob tied him with strong ropes from the animal pen. Minutes later FroZone, Elastic Girl and Farmer Joe ran over to assist.


TO BE CONTINUED…





THE INCREDIBLES MYSTERIES

“Farmyard Fright – Finale”


FARMER JOE

Is everyone all right?

MR INCREDIBLE

I believe so, now let’s see who’s behind this haunted scarecrow menace, shall we?

FARMER JOE

Yes, about time to find out who he really is.


Joe reached over and yanked off the straw hat which at the same time pulled off a phony rubber facemask since both hat and facemask were connected together as one piece. An angry-scowling face glared up at the shocked-startled mortals, the real culprit inside the scarecrow costume – IT WAS DUSTY!


FARMER JOE <stunned>

Dusty! It was you all along? <can’t believe his eyes> I don’t believe this.

FROZONE

It’s true, sir. It’s as we suspected.

FARMER JOE <still confused>

But how??? I don’t understand.

FROZONE

We didn’t at first, in fact we were not sure of anything until we started finding clues.

ELASTIC GIRL

Like the red bandana. Dusty, Sally Ann and Fortunato all had red bandanas when we met them. So when we found the bandana inside the maze, it meant the scarecrow could be any one of them.

MR INCREDIBLE

But then my wife found the second clue, it was this piece of paper.

FARMER JOE <inspects it>

Why, these looks like directions of how to navigate your way through the maze.

SYNDROME

Elementary, my dear Watson. <uses famous line from Sherlock Holmes> But not just any directions. This sheet guided the scarecrow so he would not get lost.

ELASTIC GIRL

And if the scarecrow needed directions, it could not have been Fortunato. After all, he had a copy of the maze he showed Syndrome and Aleu. And because he was the designer of the maze, he would not need directions to help him.

FROZONE

So that left Sally Ann and Dusty. Both made it clear they wanted the maze to fail. But only one had access to the key.

FARMER JOE

What key? <curious>

SYNDROME

The golden key I found outside the maze’s entrance. <holds it up for inspection> And it’s the key – if I’m not mistaken – that unlocks the animal pen.

FROZONE

Remember how Dusty said he saw the scarecrow open the pen and scare the animals out?

FARMER JOE

Sure, and then he said the scarecrow ran off into the fields. What about it?

MR INCREDIBLE

None of it happened that way. Dusty opened the gate himself, accidentally let the animals out on purpose. Then made the whole story up.

FARMER JOE

How do you know all this?

ELASTIC GIRL

Because when he was complaining about the scarecrow, he mentioned the fact the scarecrow was frightening visitors as they drove up. That was something we told you, Joe. Dusty would not have known that unless he was the scarecrow in person.


Dusty then confronted his sibling and demanded to know what he had to say for himself for this dasterly deed.


FARMER JOE

Is this all true, brother?

FARMER DUSTY <admits guilt>

Yes, okay? It’s all true. I warned you not to mess around with the farm. I have been here 30 years, and I was not about to see all my hard work turned into a silly playground for city folks. So I was going to force you to close down the maze and go back to farming, the usual stuff like our parents did long ago. And it was all going according to plan until…


Then he turned his hatred gaze upon the supers and let them have it – in their faces so to speak.


FARMER DUSTY

THEN YOU STUPID, CITY-SLICKERS HAD THE NERVE TO SHOW UP AND RUIN EVERYTHING! AND THE SAME GOES FOR YOUR STUPID MUTT!

FROZONE

Hey-hey-hey! <yells like Fat Albert> Who are you calling stupid?!!

ELASTIC GIRL

How dare you insult us like that!

MR INCREDIBLE & SYNDROME

KILL!!!


Angry glares came back from the supers as they retorted, refusing to let someone insult them, threaten them in any way, shape or form. Dusty then spun on his heel and stormed back to the house, still threating remarks as he walked away. It was then that Joe realized someone was missing.


FARMER JOE

Speaking of your mutt, I mean, wolf. Where is Aleu, the mascot?

SYNDROME

Good grief! <scared look> She crashed your tractor into the haystack.


Quickly the electric-master ran over to the stack and began digging frantically through the hay in search of his pet.


SYNDROME

Aleu, where are you?

ALEU

Ah-ah-ah-aaaaah-Choooooooo!!! <sneezes from inside>


Suddenly a tuft of hay came flying out from the force of the sneeze as the shewolf’s face poked out, shaking her head and looking around in all directions as though expecting an attack at any minute.


ELASTIC GIRL

There she is, she’s okay.

FROZONE

What do you know, a wolf in a haystack…not!

FARMER JOE

Don’t you mean, needle in a haystack?

FROZONE

Whatever, man. <shrugs>

SYNDROME

Great scott, <mimics Doc Brown> I heard that.

INCREDIBLE & ELASTIC GIRL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH…

FARMER JOE & FROZONE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH…

ALEU

Aarrrr-ah-Choooooooooo! <tries to howl but sneezes instead>

SYNDROME

Bless you, pet.

ALEU

Thank you, master. <grins> Aarroooooooooo! <finally she howls her cry>

EVERYBODY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!


THE END

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